Hotel OJ, 9:38 PM
Lightbulb is watching TV in the living room (Note: All II characters live in hotel OJ)
Paintbrush walks into room and sits down next to Lightbulb.
Lightbulb: Hey Painty guyirl? What do I call you?
Paintbrush: Just call me Paintbrush.
Lightbulb: So still haven't told anyone about the whole gender thing.
Paintbrush: No, and i'd appreciate it if you didn't bring it up to anyone.
Lightbulb: Sure Painty.
Paintbrush: You know, the name Painty is kinda growing on me.
Lightbulb: Coolio.
Baseball And Nickel's Room, 9:40
Nickel and Baseball are watching TV
Baseball looks away and sighs.
Nickel: What's wrong?
Baseball: Nothing, it's just. In a way, do you kinda, I don't know, feel bad for Suitcase.
Nickel: (Sighs) Listen, buddy, she betrayed our alliance, humiliated us and herself at that elimination. We didn't do anything, she's the real bad guy, not us.
Baseball: Well what if you just think that, huh? What if maybe we had something to do with it? What if maybe she wasn't being so unreasonable.
Nickel: Baseball, she voted for an alliance member. She betrayed us, just because she felt bad for Mr. Helium, Insides.
Baseball: Really, that's the best you could do?
Nickel: Don't try and change the subject. She Be-
Baseball: She betrayed us, I get it. But she was just standing up for herself, after months of taking your orders.
Nickel: I want you out of my apartment.
Baseball: But I-
Nickel: Now!
THE NEXT MORNING
Baseball is sitting down and eating breakfast in Hotel Oj's Community Food Court.
Knife pulls out a chair next to him.
Knife: This seat taken?
Baseball: Nope.
Knife: So, I heard about you and Nickel. Still looking for a new place?
Baseball: Yeah, why?
Knife: Well, I don't have a roommate.
Baseball: Oh my Jeter, Knife you do NOT know how much this means to me.
Knife: Oh it's nothing.
Baseball: Y'know, you're a pretty nice guy.
Knife: OK, you want this apartment don't you?
Baseball: Oh sorry-
Nickel slowly walks out the door.
Baseball: OMJ, Nickel. where are you going?
Nickel: Oh just to the dairy mart.
Baseball: You're Lactose Intolerant.
Nickel: It's not for me it's for, uh, Nickel Jr., my milk obsessed, uh, child.
Baseball: Ok what's going-
Pin, Needle, and Coiny of BFDI burst through the door.
Pin: There you are, where have you been?
Coiny and Needle: Yeah!
Baseball: Nickel, I'm so confused!
Coiny: Shut up fatty!
Baseball kicks Coiny out of the window.
Baseball: Who's next? Huh? (To Needle) How bout' you Needy?
Needle slaps Baseball and vise versa for 20 min.
Knife: (To Pin) So, how about a tour around?
Pin: (Blushing) Sure.
(HUUGE NOTE! I don't ship Pin x Knife, a ship I just made up. I just want to experiment with different couples. TheSarcasmSpasm , please don't write about this because I know your reasoning of it not making sense is they're not from the same show. I will be doing this with alot of characters so be aware. Thanks!)
Knife and soon to be Baseball's Apartment.
Knife: So this is my place.
Pin: Wow, very masculine. I've never dated someone as manly as you.
Knife: Wait, what?
Pin: Oh, well, it's nothing.
Fan appears from nowhere.
Fan: Oooooo. I see some tension, Y'know, (Whispering) sexually.
Knife slams door.
Knife: Well, on a completely unrelated note, are you free tomorrow, at say, 6?
Pin: I'll be there. But wait, where will I be.
Knife: Well, there's a decent mexican place a couple blocks away.
Pin: Well, I'm a horrible driver, one time I crashed into a fire hydrant, and got a $600 ticket.
Knife: What, that's crazy!
Hotel Lobby
Lightbulb walks down the stairs and sees Baseball and Needle slapping each other.
Lightbulb: Woah, what's with the newbie.
Rest of BFDI cast bursts through the door.
OJ walks down the stairs
OJ: OK, what's all this, WAAAAAAAAAAAA. Who are you guys and what are you doing on my property!???!
LightBulb: It's OK OJ, I'll throw a little get to know you party at me and Painty's place. And for now they could all live in this place. Everybody, follow me.
Everyone but Baseball and Needle go upstairs.
PB and LB's place.
LightBulb: Alrighty, so tomorrow night everybody. Say, around 6:30
Coiny: Hey, where's Pin.
OJ bursts in.
OJ: Hey I do NOT approve of thi-
OJ's Landlord walks in.
LL: Heeeeelo OJ, so I conveniently at this time am announcing that you win a contest to expand your Hotel to 2X the size.
OJ: Oh. Ok so you guys could crash there.
EPISODE 2 COMING SOON!!!
