The next day they woke up and.....
Post:"Hey pump"
Pump:"Yeah"
Post:"What's this thing?"
Pump:"That long brown thing with green stuff on top?"
Post:"Yeah"
Pump:"I don know"
Post:"It looks magical bro"
Pump:"Nah only Gucci is magical, I mean have u heard my song"
Post:"Yeah sorry bro I forgot"
So they went into the uncharted jungle and found a bear..
Pump:"Hey bro this thing is so ugly lol"
Post:"Yeah I know"
Bear:"These guys are dumb af I'm finna eat em"
Pump:"Post, he said he finna eat me help plz!"
Post:"I got u covered bruh"
*post Malone farts on the bear*
Pump:"Yeah you ugly bear smell it"
Post:"I feel bad now :("
Pump:"Yeah I take that back"
*They help the bear and he magically is ok*
Bear:"Thx my guys I'm finna go live my life thx for halping me"
So they finished and went home to record some stuff with 6ix9ine....
YOU ARE READING
A day in the life of Post Malone and lil pump
HumorRandom stuff that post Malone and lil pump did in one to two days •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• This is part 1 of my 5 part series *This whole story was my idea and if I see anyone making the same story I will report th...
