underappreciated me (patrick stump fanfic)

the ending of an awkward hug

"ill see you tomorrow then?" i ask putting my foot out onto the extension, she stood and stared at me for a second looking lost then she nodded again.

"bye." she said blankly and turned to walk out her bedroom door.

i made it out onto the extension, a gust of wind hit me a little but it was refreshen until a load of leaves decided to pile on me.

"who the heck are you?" a middle aged man from across a fence,he was watering his flowers with a most confused face and the fact that he is drowning his flowers because he's not concentrated on them.

i know him..

thats Joe, the guy Julia's going on a date with tomorrow and the one who Zara wants to stab his back and sell his kidney and spine for pizza, yeah she told me that.

quick answer him

"who the heck are you?" i asked still standing on the extension, he was taken back by my statement/question.

"umm im Joe, i live here." he said pointing to his house, i nodded and pursed my lips in a straight line,"what are you doing up there?"

"what are you doing down there?" i asked raising my eyebrow crossing my arms across my chest, he looked at me wide eyed

"Damn your good..." he muttered,"i'm j-just, why are you dressed in all black?" he asked ignoring my question, hold on a sec

is he creeping on Julia?

.....

atta boy

"is it illegal to impersonate boyz II men now a days?" i sassed placing my hands on my hips giving him a stern look i eyed him from head to toe, he seems convinced.

"on a roof?" he asked.

"on a damn roof." i stated pointing to the roof.

there were a few minutes of silence, shall i leave now??

"would you sing a boyz II men song for me, i'-i've loved th-them my who-whole life i--" he choked down his tears, he must freaking love them," i mean i spent 6 hours outside their hotel once and al i got was a wave," he continued crying,"coul-could you 'I'll make love to you.' please." he asked through tears.

okay stuff is getting scary

"ummm im on voca--"

"nonsense, you said you were a impersonator." he sobbed,oh oh oh god

"ok ok ill do it, Dude dont cry," i said 

(pretend in this Patrick can't sing.)

"..uhh i'll make love to you.." i screeched,"not to you but to the person i a-- nevermind."

"like you want me to and ill hold you tight baby all through the night," i screeched again trying my best to impersonate them but sounding like a Cat.

"ILL MAKE LOVE TO YOU," Joe started shouting-screaming-crying holding the hose up in the air,wetting himself. "when YOU WANT ME TO AND I WILL NOT LET GO TIL YOU TELL ME TO." he continued.

"sing with me dude," he said waving the hose..i cant say no he'll start crying again.

"girl relax lets go slow i ain't got nowhere to go.." i screeched and he shouted."im just gon concentrate on you," Joe finished pointing his finger at me and winking, right im scared.

he turned around and continued, i shall make a run for it.

And thats what i did and i fell off the small extension onto my back, go figure patrick

i stand up and brush my self off, how have i not broken any of my bones yet, i stretched out my arms but suddenly stopped when i heard the sound of water trickling, i looked down to see a dog peeing on my leg,

"You've gotta be kidding me," i said,"what have you got against me, i walked in your poop the other day."

but all i got was a bark

"oh your barking up the wrong tree Mister." i stated to the dog,he just moved his head and barked again and ran.

well i better go.

BACK WHERE PATRICK DOES HIS LIVING THING.

"Whats that smell?" Honey asks moving closer and sniffing me.

"Dog pee." i replied kicking off my shoes and taking off my jacket in a gruff. She done her cute little chuckle when the jacket got caught on my lower arm, she kindly helped me take it off and touching my arms with her soft skin causing shivers to go down my spine.

woah woah woah hold up!

what was that 'her soft skin causing shivers to go down my spine,'

damn you and your sensitive side, now listen to Honey she's speaking.

"Thanks," i repled gently taking the coat from her and hanging it up.

"Rough day?" she asked while following me into the kitchen area where i helped my self to all the Junk food.

"you wouldn't believe it." i said rolling my eyes and spraying whipped cream into my mouth,she chuckled and shook her head she rested her head on her hands and sat opposite to me.

"intrigue me." she said showing her beautiful smile

ok weird

"well it started this morning when i went to Starbucks and they ran out of Caramel Frappucino's, So i had to stick with the cookie crumble one and im not good with chocolate in the mornings you know what it does to my stomach," i grunted into my pickle and onion sandwich.

"heartbreaking." she commented scrunching her face up at me when i put popcorn on my sandwich.

"And then Zara was being a stubborn brat so i had to talk her out of that." i stated, Honey rolled her eyes, yeah im going to leave out the part where she was going to kiss me.

"then i was about to leave when some dude named Joe started questioning me so i told him i was a boyz II men impersonator and he cried and begged me to i'll make love to you, oh but thats not it i fell off the extension oh and it gets worse Zara's dog pee'd at me then barked at me." i finished taking a big bite of my sandwich.

"my heart bleeds for you," she chuckled wiping whipped cream off my face with her thumb,"Anyways, i better go, im going to the hairdressers." she said getting off the stool and heading for the door.

"while your there can you complain to Starbucks about their Cookie Crumble milkshake because i can feel a pretty bad poop coming on and the last time i barely made it to the toilet!" i shouted out to her in the hall.

"will do!" she replied and closed the door after her

my stomach started to gurgle

oh no

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