"What the fuck are you saying? Oreos are way better!"
Phil laughed, dismissing the cursing Dan had said. "No way! Chocolate chip cookies are better you moose."
".....'moose'? Really Phil? That's the best insult you can think of?" Dan laughed a little bit and playfully hit Phil's arm.
"Uhh.... idiot?"
"Oh come on Philly! You have to be confidant!"
Phil smiled at the dorky nickname Dan used, them puffed out his chest, much like a bird.
"Like this?" He said, faking a much deeper voice.
"Ha no. You have to look me right in the eyes and call me a fucking twat."
"Dan!! I can't do that!"
Phil widened his eyes, still clutching the cookies in his hand.
"Aw come on!"
"I'm not going to satisfy your weird kinks."
Dan's face turned slightly red and he started laughing again.
"This is a no shame zone! And besides it isn't a kink thing I just want you to be comfortable enough around me that you feel like it's okay to call me a twat."
"Well.... I do feel comfortable enough saying that you need to shut up and we're getting chocolate chip cookies."
"But Phillllll!" Dan whined.
"Come on Dan! Oreos are good but they're no chocolate chip!"
"Liar." Dan poured. "You're just mad I beat you in the last Dan VS Phil."
"No I'm not! I lost on purpose."
Dan smiled, "Ohhh sure you did.... did you lose all the other ones on purpose too?" Dan annoyingly poked Phil's shoulder.
Phil laughed. "Maybe. Now let's go."
"But Philll we have to get the oreos!"
Phil laughed and rolled his eyes, "Fine." Phil took Dan's Oreos out of his hands and put them in the cart along with the other cookies. "You're such a child." Phil smiled fondly at Dan.
"But I can still kick your ass at Mario Kart." Dan smirked.
"Really? I bet I can beat you this time!"
"You're on mate!"
Dan eagerly pushed the cart to the checkout station, being quite impatient for the chance to own his boyfriend at video games.
