Earth Agents: The Evil Entity (Script)

EARTH AGENTS

Series 2, Episode 3

THE EVIL ENTITY

By Nick Payne

Agent Nick turns round. He sees a man watching him from inside, sitting in a swiverly chair.

Agent Nick: Oh no.

Nick walks over to the man.

Agent Nick: What are you doing here?

The Evil Entity: I wanted to see how you reacted. To battling an invisible enemy on your holiday, losing a new friend to the deadliest alien in the entire galaxy.

Agent Nick: Why?

The Evil Entity: Because it's fun! HAHHAHAHA!

Agent Nick wips out his gun.

The Evil Entity: Oh I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Nick looks up. His face falls.

The Evil Entity: Exactly. Now, choice time. Kill me and join me in hell, or we can both live another day.

Agent Nick: Or die another day.

The Evil Entity: Exactly. Choose Agent Nick. Choose.

Agent Nick looks up, then back at The Evil Entity.

Agent Nick: You win.

He lowers his weapon. Entity steps outside.

The Evil Entity: Marvelous. (he gets up and walks outside) I'll see you later.

Agent Nick: For what?

Entity smiles.

The Evil Entity: For the final test.

He disappears. Nick goes inside. There is no sign of a gunman or sniper. He goes inside.

Agent Nick: The final test? I don't like the sound of that.

Titles.

Cuts to General Presence.

General Presence: Oh Colonel There you are so funny.

Colonel Eyesight: Hahaha so clever!

Captain Obvious: Very funny my friend.

GP's phone rings.

General Presence: General Presence here.

Cuts to The Evil Entity.

The Evil Entity: Ah General Presence.

Inter-cuts between General Presence and The Evil Entity.

General Presence: Who is this?

The Evily Entity: You know who this is.

General Presence: Give me a name

The Evil Entity: The Evil Entity.

General Presence: Shit!

The Evil Entity: Hello!

General Presence: What do you want?

Entity puts what looks like a TV remote next to the phone.

The Evil Entity: Simply to say goodbye General.

He presses a button. The General falls to the floor, knocked out.