SpongeBob Diary 1

My wallet

I was walking down the street having some ice cream with Papa P when outa no where a black big ass fish stole my wallet. So I was like "Papa P get his ass!" And Papa P said "Ima eat that Mofo!" So Papa P halled ass after this guy and he tripped. "Oh shit" Papa P said. He was getting farther away so I got an idea. I ran up to an old lady and boonk ganged her car. Papa P got in and we started driving. We were going over 100 MPH and then we stated hitting bumps. "Why is there so many bumps?" I asked. "School zone." He replied. The guy was far ahead in a car. We kept going until he stopped at KFC. So we got out and Papa P hit the guy in the face and he fell on the floor. "Why did you do that?!" He yelled. "You stole my wallet!" I said. "No I didn't that must be another guy." He replied. "Oh sorry, all black fish look the same." He said. The  my wallet was lost forever.