Noddy is a fucboi.
Ever since he stole the lamb sauce he has refused to take off his yeezyyyyysss.
Your mum is a sausage.
He puts on his north face spagahettiii jacket ( he's too roadman 4 u bich) and goes to see his girl...
Shaniquillsuckyourmumstoebitchbitchbucksaucerawevieisupsidedownsicylettuceenteredmynoseanddobylickedmynosegingersmell Fierysausagejesus3762795385389bitchiamyourqueen the third.
"Charlie, your mum jokes are old, if you say yeeeeeweeeeeeeeewwt one more time I'll rip off ur ballzzz'
"Nice.
Shove some strawberries down ur nostrils
Have you seen Evie lately?'
'No I think she depfryed herself'
Stupid punky phish vogue.
'Ok imma go phosgene your mum' noddy norisly spoke
Noddy went home and took a barbecue sauce bath.
He was feeling suicidal so he decided to write a romance novel.
HHHEEEMM HEM
"Weeeeeeeeelcome to Acle Academy quizzzzzzzz""
Roy the potato muffin then picked up a green condom and proceeded to whip Thomas the tank engine" "your vulnerable gear switch is soooooo oily"
By the end of the day, noddy the fucboi has fucced out.
He then decided to send some dick pics to peppy pig(she a hoe now) but accidentally sent them to his mum.
Fuck.
I forgot the ingredients.
She should of driving sausage
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
