the struggle pt 3

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by Ellie_Ellielove

by Ellie_Ellielove

*Ellie has logged on*

Me: we need to stop this madness with Jeff

*Ben has logged on*

Ben: yeah. It's gone too far. He threw me in the shower this morning.

Me: HE WHAT?! OH HELL NO!

*ELLIE HAS LOGGED OFF*

Ben: shit

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Me: *runs into the living room with jeff* Jeffery Alan Woods.

Jeff: ELLIE YOU'RE HERE JUST IN TIME! BEN GAVE ME THIS BLACK EYE AND BUSTED LIP! AND FUCKED UP KNEE! IM EVEN LIMPING!

Me: and why is that e-e

Jeff:

Jeff: idk

Me: BECAUSE YOU THREW HIM IN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOWER

Jeff: <=<

Jeff: >=>

Jeff: where'd u get that untrue info ahahahhaha <=<

Me: Jeff. This has gone on long enough! You're invading me and Ben's privacy and literally stalking us! And for what? Because we're dating? I'm a deranged serial killer living in a mansion with other killers. Me dating should be the least of your problems.

Jeff:

Me: so why are you doing this in the first place.

Jeff: because he still hasn't given back my GTA...

Me:

Jeff:

Me: so that's what this has all been about this entire damn time.

Jeff: maaaybbeeeeeee....

Me:

Me: *fucking leaves*