What Do I Hate About Life?

chaptero unooo.

ahem.

so,

my friends want to know what me,myself, and i hate about life. because when me and my friends play games on the Xbox or something. i rage and yell that i hate my life. none of my friends have wattpad so they won't see this but i'll just 'say' it here.

i hate everything about it.

anyone and everything that comes with it.

actually wait that's a lie.

i love chocolate cake. :>

i'm addicted to chocolate cake.

i overdosed to it about five times.

just kidding.

god damn i hate my life.

this book is going to be about me and my shitty life.

i even have plans to talk about the things i hate and will forever hate till the day i die.

by

the

way.

i'll probably die from seeing my sister giving birth. actually I'd probably faint. no never mind.

the fuck.

why am i writing this shit.

did you know that my eyes lost their virginity.

forgot to say that this book is,

r-rated .

well.

see ya folks

hope ya aren't offended by me saying that I hate everything that comes in or with my life.

-Cough-

except the deliciousness taste of my yummy chocolate cake that i would die for.

literally

-cough-

damn it.

I wasn't kidding when I said I hated my life y'know.

goodbye.

you kept scrolling?

don't worry i would too.

because I'm amazing.

hahaha. totally not crying .

anyway.

i don't know when,

Chaptero dosss. Comes out.

but when it does.

you'll know.

I'll let you know.

because I'm always watching.

and always will.

jk

{i hate my life}