Diary of a savage. -Min Yoonji

1. Boys.

Boys hitting on you is horrible, especially if you don't like them.

They just don't seem to get it.

It's so awkward to a point where it's just hard to escape from the whole situation.

Now, if you are an advanced savage, it's easy to say: "No, i don't wanna date you."

But some people are little bitches and don't have the guts to do that. So i will be a decent human being and help them out.

This does not mean were friends.

Cheesy pick up lines:
Cheesy pick up lines are horrible and cringy.

Stop it, they are not cute.

I'll give you a list of things to say to him, after he said that cringy pick up line.

1. 'You sound desperate.'
2. 'I can't tell if you're trying to hit on me, or if you're trying to scare me away.'
3. 'Is that supposed to be cute?'
4. 'I don't get what you're trying to do.'
5. 'That pick up line is worse than your breath.'

Wanna go on a date with me:
If someone you don't like asks you to go on a date with him.

It's pretty obvious you shouldn't go on a date with him.

You can either say: "No" or something from the list below.

1. 'Sorry, who are you?'
2. 'I mean, i could, but why would i want to?'
3. 'Does a cow say 'oink'? There's your answer.'
4. 'It surprises me that you didn't already smell the rejection when you walked up to me.'
5. 'I would, but not with you.'

You look good today:
Compliments can be nice.

But not from someone you don't like.

Personally i don't like compliments from people i don't like. You would think it would make me like them a little bit more. But no. It makes me feel awkward.

You can say "Thank you" or compliment them back.

But what's the fun in that? It's not savage.

Just say one of these 5.

1. 'Are you expecting me to compliment you back? Because it's not gonna happen.'
2. 'I know i look good.'
3. 'Well, you don't.'
4. 'So i don't look good every other day?'
5. 'Don't even try. I still don't like you.'

So, that was it.
Hope you enjoyed! And if you didn't, well that's too bad.

Goodbye!
-Min Yoonji