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TAEKOOK FAN CLUB
president: pls tell me you guys saw that
secretary: you mean taekook planning their first date? yes, yes i did
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: they're just going for coffee
mr. vice: that's what i thought, but look at us now
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: touche
treasurer: Not to get anyone's hopes up, but the kids are actually very cute together.
secretary: namjoon, my precious beanstalk, what did you see?
treasurer: I went to buy some coffee, and while I was waiting, I saw Taehyung and Jungkook sitting at a table by the window.
mr. vice: were they making out?
secretary: jimin, wtf
president: lmao jungkook would never
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: baby, they're not us
mr. vice: oops. sorry, you're right
treasurer: Wait, what?
secretary: don't mind them, Joonie. continue the story
treasurer: I mean, there's not really anything else to mention, other than how gone Jungkook looked when Taehyung was talking.
president: gone as in 'you're so fucking boring. tell me when you're done talking' or 'you could be plotting how to murder your whole family, and i would still be happy to hear every single gory detail' ?
treasurer: i'm almost afraid to say the second one
mr. vice: awww that's so cute
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: did you hear what they were talking about?
treasurer: You, too, yoongi hyung?
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: what? since we're already in the club, we might as well go all out as taekook enthusiasts
president: ok jimin, you can give yoongi hyung his phone back
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: fuck you
mr. vice: you're supposed to be fucking me :(
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: i know babe. you know i'd never touch anyone else but you
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: besides, i don't want contract an std from that thing
president: you're such an ass
president: and fyi, i get tested every 3 months like the responsible adult that i am, so HA
unenthusiastic taekook enthusiast: (¬､¬)
treasurer: Hey, when was the last time Jungkook let anyone touch him?
secretary: yesterday
treasurer: I meant willingly.
president: it's been like an eon
mr. vice: the brat usually fights back if we ever try to hug him or some shit like that ƪ(u︿u)ʃ
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FanfictionKookie: What's with all the name changes? Jimmy: I want to leave a good first impression of you guys on Taehyung, 'n I can't do that if your names show you guys as some hormonal pervs Hoebi: Why is mine still the same? Jimmy: Cause you're actually a...
Grumpy Kookie Needs Some Milk (Or Coffee... Or Taehyung... Or Both)
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