my brothers best friend

chapter 1

*lisa*

my name is Lisa and im 22 years old!
i have a boyfriend his name is Charles we have been dating for 1 year now so it's a pretty serious relationship

I would love to talk about myself more but

drr! drr!

it was so loud I actually fell off my bed and banged my butt on the hard wooden floor 'ouw'

I rolled over on he floor for a couple of seconds before standing up and rubbing my poor innocent buttocks!

I started walking to the bathroom while still rubbing my butt cheek.
in the bathroom i start stripping off my clothes from my warm body!
as soon as I do that I do that I make a run to the tub because im not about to die in the cold, but while I run my legs go all wobbly and I trip on my own two feet.

I get up and sigh!
two bruises in under 10 minutes.

atlast, I am in the warm bubbly bath and relax my head back!

and just when im having my relaxing session,my phone rings!
luckly I didn't have to stand up to get it because my phone is always  next to me.

I look at who was calling me and it was no other then Charles but im my contact it says my love!

I awnsered the phone and the first thing you would expect to hear is 'hey my love' but instead this dickhead said "lisa what you gonna cook when I come over?"

ugh,men!

"well you'll have to see when you come over then!" he sulked over the phone wich made me laugh so much for some dumb childish reason.

"b-b-but Lisa!" he whined,"uh uh! if you don't get your ass over here you'll never know if I was cooking your favourite meal,and I'll have to eat it all by mys---" before I could finish I heard him get his keys and just to BE a little mean I cut the before he could even talk!

I headed to the kitchen and started cooking my famous chips with tommato and chicken!

In 3 hours it was ready and charles got here by 2!
I swear one day I am going to die because I would be laughing do hard at him.

he knocked on the door and when I opened it I caught him sniffing my delicious food,I snorted and dragged him inside by his colar!

"where is my food!" you see! you see! the first thing he thinks about,is food!

"it will be ready in 5!" he looked as if he was about to cry which made the situation even more funnier!
"my foody gooky!" he frowned!
I couldn't help myself I just bursted out in laughter like who the hell loves food so much?

my boyfriend that's who!

the food was ready and he was clapping his hand like a child when they get there first Lego toy!

"what do you say!" he didnt even look at me it was the food he was staring at!
"umm...let's eat" sometimes I wonder if a human being can actually be this dumb but again he is a example of one!

we finish eating and now he gives me a kiss!
I shake my head in disbelief as he leaves!

when he leaves I head upstairs and start watching funny YouTube vines!

I was laughing so hard at one it was the one where the baby was walking to the mama or papa and the cat was being a savage and tripped her over!

after 40 minutes of watching funny videos I decide to go to the shops to buy some more groceries!

1 hour car drvie

I finally enter the shop and buy choclate spread,cheese,bread,milk,ginger bear,chicken,pear,potato,and mayo!

(ps I don't like ginger and some other stuff!)

I am finally finished getting my groceries and I am ready to go!
on my way home I decide to go and check on Charles!

I knocked on the door and nobody awnsered so I knocked on it one last time and nobody awnsered again!

I thought he wasn't home but then why where the lights on?
I thought he was playing with me and decided to open the door myself ,since he gave me the key to his house last week I think this would be the perfect time to use it!

I look in the living room and he's not there so I go to his room!
only to find him...

sleeping with my f*cking enemy Trina!

"Charles f*cking Johnson!..."

(I hope you enjoyed this im sorry if you didn't! what do you think Lisa is gonna do and what lame excuse is he going to make?)

bye...and see you in the next chapter!