Twas mornin, nd I was sitting on mah bed!
Then all of a suden knuckles bursts throo mah wall in his Soviet army tank - it was always his favourite.
"SoRry BroV dis isnt a U g a n d a n survur" I sed out of worry
"Do YoU Kn0W Da WaE?" He sed rlly sexually all of a suden.
"SHoW Me THe Wee!" I sed aswel givin into his womanly charms.
Thn the sexy red enchida DrOve tHe TaNk and fltnd me like piss of paper.
All i cud here waz obnoxious clicking before evrythin went black!
"You DuN Kno Da Wae..... b l a s p h e m y!" Kukles sed!!!
"I rlly wntd 8 heds!" I cryed as I lost conscious, I waz so devastate.
