Timeless (A South Park Fan Story)

The Class Across The Hall

    It was a crisp, fall morning in the town of South Park, Colorado. It was around 7:30 am, only 30 minuets until the first bell in South Park Elementary would ring out. Hogging up one sidewalk were three girls, walking in a line. They walked together, talking and giggling as they advanced towards their school.

   The girls were very different, to many it seemed impossible they were even friends, as they were complete opposites. Rose was a short, "edgy" girl who always had dark rings underneath her eyes from a lack of sleep. She had dark brown hair that hit the small of her back and pale, foggy green eyes. Next to her stood Caedence, a strong-willed girl with diabetes since birth. She had dyed short red hair and always had on a fanny pack with all her med supplies in it. Last but not least was Camilla, also know as Cami. She had short caramel hair with an odd, natural blonde streak and always seemed to be wearing the same gray kitten themed hoodie for the last two years.

Soon all three got to school. They were in the class belonging to a teacher named Mrs. Parker, a new teacher at the school. Across the hall was the class belonging to the infamous Mr. Garrison, a class known for mayhem and complete insanity. Rose, Caedence, and Cami all took their normal seats next to each other. Rose looked over to Caedence and whispered "I can't believe this school is still up and running..." with a small frown. "Are you talking miss Rose?" The teacher asked with a glare, pausing from writing some math equations on the board. "No ma'am!" Rose said, springing up and almost knocking over her desk with her in it.

The day went on as normal until 11:20. As the class was reading out something from a book, a small rocket crashed through the door, hitting Mrs. Parker right in the head and knocking her out cold. Rose instantly stood up onto her own desk yelling "WOOHOO THE TEACH IS DEAD!" Before sitting right back down. Mr. Garrison poked his head though the window the rocket had made. "Goddamnit." He muttered before looking over at all the students. "Okay children uhm...I need y'all to get in a nice little line and come on inta my classroom while I sort this out okay?" Mr. Garrison said with a slightly nervous tone to his words. The kids nodded and did as he said, awkwardly standing inside the classroom next door.

"Holy shit dude." A boy in a red poof-ball hat said, his jaw dropped. A muffled and quiet "I fucking hate this school." was all the boy got as a response. "Holy fack guys whet if she's dead?!" A larger boy spoke up, he was infamously known as Cartman. "It's better off that way." Caedence said jokingly with a snort and quite a few of those who heard laughed. Suddenly, Cartman brung his attention to Rose. "Why is that gurl wearin' a Jew Star?" He asked to himself in confusion. Why would some girl be wearing a Star Of David on her necklace?

    "Oh Rose? She's a Jew! We hang out all the time!" Kyle said on instinct before realizing who he was talking to. "You better not hurt her Cartman!" Kyle added with a slight tone of anger emanating from his voice. "Oh yew silleh Jew! Y'all laifs are gunna be hell!" Cartman responded to his "friend" with a maniacal laugh. "Oh my god..." Kyle moaned, shoving his head in his hands.