~guys pov~
I take her into the shower with me and wash my thicc body in front of her. She starts getting soggy fron the hot water.. I pull out my knife and repeatedly stab her in the face chanting FLAVOR TOWN FLAVOR TOWN FLAVOR TOWN. The members of my flavortown cult begin walking in wearing mustard yellow and ketchup red robes. We all began to stab her until shes just a pile of mush. I tell my loyal followers to leave. They wait in my bedroom and play scrabble till I'm done. Shes barely breathing gasping for air and asks "daddy-o Fieri-o why would you do this to me?" I giggle and put my peepee in her and rub it around, i then ate the rest.
I walk out to my followers to find them with all the baby shower gifts id ask for and asked who the lucky lady was. When they find out the mother and my child were both killed and now stuck under my foreskin and in my tummy they become so upset. They turn on me and kill me making me into a casserole, and gave me to the restaraunt owner where they all eat me.
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Guy Fieri: the daddy-o
RomanceA sexy, thiccy, bleach blonde food critic with flame button up shirts falls in love with one of the meals he eats. He falls so in love, he would go to any extent to get that fat piece of meet in his throat... or ass.
