Squidward X Reader

Part 1

You had just moved into Bikini Bottom and you were really excited to be there since you had always wanted to make new friends since you were little. You were always a nice and slightly timid girl.

You had just gotten off the bus and as you got off, everyone was greeting and welcoming you... Then there was a little yellow sponge coming your way. "Hello there! I've never seen your face around here before... I'm guessing your Y/N?" He said, shaking your hand. "Why yes I am" you reply and you grabs your bags, struggling a bit. "Let me help you with one of those... Oh my where are my manners! My name is Spongebob Squarepants, but you could just call me Spongebob! Follow me!" He said in his little high pitched voice. You followed him to his house. (we are gonna pretend that there is a fourth house next to Spongebob's house)

You stood in front of his pineapple house with fascination. You've never seen an actual pineapple house before. Right next to his house was an "Easter Island Head" styled home. You asked Spongebob who lives there and he replied by saying "Squidward lives there, and Patrick lives right next to him in that rock." he then pointed to your new house "And that's where your staying!" he said cheerfully. You thanked him for helping you with your bags and he went back home. Your front door was unlocked and as you walked in, there was a small coffee table with a set of house keys and a piece of paper. You walked over to the table and picked up the letter, which read:

Dear Y/N,

Welcome to Bikini Bottom, I hope you like your home, as you can see we got you some furniture and decorations but if you don't like them, you are more than welcome to change them. I was hoping if your not busy unpacking later that you can come over to the Krusty Krab. You can always knock on my door, and if you need any help with directions, I made pathway out of sticks that leads to the Krusty Krab. I really hope you enjoy your stay... Oh! You're gonna have so much fun! We can go to Goo Lagoon, Jellyfish fields, Glove World, or maybe even Kelp Forest... Oh I shouldn't get so excited, I don't know if you free or not... Maybe while your done unpacking, you can say hi to Squidward and Patrick! Any way... I gotta get going, I have to get to work!

From,

Spongebob Squarepants

P.S. Squidward can be a grouch sometimes to maybe you can cheer him up!

Reading this, you giggled and set the note aside. You started wandering around the house, looking for your room. After a couple minutes of finding out where everything was in your new home, you quickly unpacked your stuff and headed outside. You noticed a pink starfish walking towards Squidwards home. "Squidward, come outside, It's Patrick!!" He shouted. "I know it's you Patrick! I don't have time for your games!" Squidward shouted back. "But we have to go greet the new neighbor!" and with that you heard Squidward scoff from his opened window. "Oh please not another annoying pest!" As you heard that you got offended and you wanted to walk over there and give him a piece of you mind but Patrick replied "Spongebob told me that she's really nice!" You heard Squidward spit some kind of liquid out of his mouth. "ITS A GIRL?!" He shouted, "yeah, as a matter a fact, she's right over there" Patrick exclaimed as he points at you. You could here Squidward walking outside and the both of them where walking towards you.

A/N
I've never been so serious when writing something in my life... please ignore any errors
625 word count, not including A/N