bold : Lexi
italics : Reed
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Lexi
hey
heyyyy
heyyyyyyyyy
hey, for tHE FOURTH TIME
hey fucking answer
I have donuts
I love you
cHoke mE dAdDy
Unknown
what the fUCK
Who is this
And how did you get
my number
Lexi
Is this not Mochi?
...
LEXI IS TYPING...
oh
my
bejebers
KIDNAPPER
!!!!1!2!!2!!!!;1;1!
WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE TO MOCHI
my poor little mochi (T^T)
mOCHIIII I'm coming to
save you, you dumb bitch
I'm not letting you fie
on my watch
Unknown
*die
and
chILL
I'm NOT a kidnapper
And no one's dying
And who the hell is mochi
Plus my name is Reed
So wrong number man
Lexi
Number one : Mochi is my best
friend
Number two : how the hell is
your number in my phone
Number three : corret me again and you die
Reed
*correct
:)
And
I could ask the same thing
Lexi
Ughhhhhhh
Whatever you piece
of poop
LEXI IS TYPING...
Lexi
Oof
Okay
This is bad
But on the bright side
Does that mean
I get
to make
a new
friend
┗(^0^)┓
Reed
You are something else
And I just met you
like four seconds ago
Lexi
You shouldn't say "like"
when you're talking
makes you sound dumb
And we did not meet four
seconds ago
Reed
Ouch
Did you just call me dumb?
Lexi
Yes I did but
that's not what I going to say
I want to met up at Starbucks
To see if you haven't captured
Sammy
Reed
Sammy????
Oh wait
You meant "mochi"
Lexi
duhhhhhhhh
Who else dummy
That and I want to see if you're
cute or not
Plus I'm craving Starbucks
Cause who isn't
REED IS TYPING...
Reed
True starbucks is amazing |[cancel]
Well I'm pretty dam sexy so
you're in luck ;)
bUT
As MUCH as I would love to do that
Lexi
No need to be sarcastic you
little cocky shit | [cancel]
Reed
I'll have to pass
:)
Lexi
bOO YOU WHORE
Reed
Did you just quote
Mean Girls ?
Lexi
Yes,
Yes I did
seen 4:30 pm
[Reed set his phone down, sighed and mumbled
" Not the weirdest conversation I've had but comes close to it. But who the hell is that girl anyway?"]
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Oof short chapter sorry!
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HumorcHoke mE dAdDy what the fUCK - In which Reed Mendez makes an unusual friend via text
