A terrible BatJokes one shot

Hewwo

Okay so idk why I'm writing this maybe it's cause I have a strong

desire to kill myself and am waiting for the sweet embrace of death

but I'm not really sure... Well anyway this is based off a weird

dream I had last night so.. yeah??? You should be scared and you've

been warned so good luck.

Start!

Location: Somewhere????

Ship: Joker x Batman (oh God why)

Okay so it starts with Batman and Joker fighting kinda and towards the

end they have themselves a good ol chat. Then Batman realizes that

Joker isn't that bad and they form a some what friendly relationship.

One day Batman see the bat signal and goes to check it out. It's the

Joker again. When he gets there Joker's plan wasn't a very good one so

Batman tells him that he doesn't really feel like it today and the

Joker agrees that they could take a break and leave it for another day.

Feeling kinda dissappointed the Joker then asks 'now what?' to which

Batman responds with 'wanna go see a movie?' and since they're on

friendlier terms he agrees. They head back to Wayne mannor cause

reasons?

Upon arriving Joker asks 'isn't this Wayne mannor?' and Batman responds

with some lame lie about being pretty good friends with Bruce and that

he was out of town and has permission to chill at his house. They head

toward the movie theature and begin to disscus which movie to watch.

They finally decide on something (idk what). They weren't really

watching it though because they were chating. Chating about really

anything. They realized they have quite a bit in common. After that

good ol chat they actually watched some of the movie. While watching

it though the Joker winds up slowly slipping his hand over to Batman's.

'What are you doing Joker?' Batman asks kinda suprised. 'Talking to

you has made me realize you're not all that bad Bats.' Shook, Batman

didn't know how to respond. The chairs in the theature where smallish

couches and they were sitting on separate ones until then. Joker moved

to Batman's and sat close to him. Batman, still unsure how to react,

just kinda sat there still as shook as ever. Joker turned his attention

back to the movie and leaned on Batman kind of like how couples do in

those terrible romance movies. Batman, who is still shook beyond

comprehention, was still just chillin' not moving but kinda accepting

what was happening.

After the movie ended Joker looked at Batman. 'Hey Bats you've been

awfully quiet. What's up?' 'Well for one thing one of my greatest

enemies just confessed to me so I mean there's that...' 'owo but how

do you feel about it?' 'I...I'm not really sure how to respond..'

'Do you hate me?' 'No it's not that but...' 'But what?' 'I'm not

sure how I feel..'