I'm Just the Nerd

Introduction

(... because I believe that someone's always watching my life.)

It's dark. Black. And the definition of black is the absence of white.

A white spotlight finally shines in the middle of the stage in front of me. I start walking out from behind the curtain with a blank face.

What? It's not like I'm at some private party - actually, most of the people at private parties I've been to are snubbing snobs who don't spare me a second glance, so if this was an exclusive party, I'd be wearing the correct expression.

Besides that, it's my everyday look.

I suddenly notice the microphone in front of me and a great darkness across where I stand. On the plus side, no one would be watching me talk to myself.

I tap the microphone twice before clearing my throat.

"To whoever may be watching, or listening, or reading, I shall now present to you my report." My voice surprisingly doesn't reverberate, unlike when I speak in a huge, empty space.

I wonder if there's an audience? Invisible audience.

"The first subject would be the person who recruited me and the one who started our crazy group." I snap my fingers and a screen lights up behind me.

"Crazy Girl."

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Report #1

Full name: Keira Cora Lamberthon
Alias: Leader Girl, K, Loco Coco, Kei
Height: 5"6
Hair: Blonde, ending in messy waves at her back.
Eyes: Emerald.
Personality: #crazy #insane #clueless #oblivious-at-best #NOTsubtle #A_Girl_of_Many_Interests
Extra information: Super cute. (Barf. No. Thinks she's super cute.)

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I roll my eyes, not even wanting to know how she got her paws on my documentation. This is supposed to be classified stuff.

"Next is her second in command, the full of irony, Ms. Clark."

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Report #2

Full name: Angelique Rachel Clark
Alias: Angel, Seducer, Iron(y) Girl
Height: 5"9
Hair: Honey blonde (used to be brown), sexy-messy (if that's a valid word), goes past her shoulders. Messy bangs.
Eyes: Olive. Sharp. Deadly.
Personality: #lots-of-sass #fearless #SheBites
Extra information: She is Ms. Smirk-a-Lot. WARNING! Do not fail to detect her sarcasm; failing to interpret might result in embarrassment and loss of social life.

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I look down at the next name on the short list and smile to myself.

"Mum."

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Report #3

Full name: Jeanna Marvlynn Day
Nickname: Mommy, Mum, Mumsy, Mama
Height: 5"7
Hair: Brown, tucked in a bun.
Eyes: Caramel.
Personality: #motherly #loving #caring #kind #nice #patient #understanding #warm #homey
Extra information: WARNING! Any direct/indirect harm of any form directed to her with/without passion shall be taken seriously and be dealt with by members of KMMP.