How Kpop Lived

BlackPink pt 1

"I need a new group!" Said YG oppar to Jake Paul oppar.
"Why don't you just make a new girl group, and give them 5 songs and debut another one after!" Jake says
"Good idea!" Says YG

THE AUDITIONS
"Hello my name Jihyo. I'm leader of twice but JYP is pissing me off." Says Jihyo
"Nice. Your in."
"Oh yay."
"But you need a disguise. Put on this wig and call yourself Lisa!" says YG
"But i can't rap, by the way!"
"I don't care you rap anyway."

"Hello i'm Jisoo!"
"JISOO SOUNDS LIKE TESSA. YOUR IN!" screams Jake Paul.

"Hello, i'm Rosè, and im from australia!"
"Can you sing?" Asks YG
"Yes!"
"Well, we have a voice to ruin Jake! Your in!"

"Hello i'm Sana. There's too many members in twice and too many ships. Plus the fandom exposes my gayness. JYP is pissing me off. I want a group to be shipped in with just one person." Says Sana
"Ok put on this wig and call yourself Jennie. Your in." Says YG
"YAY! What's my ship?"
"Jensoo"
"ok" answers sana Jennie human

MEMBERS MEETING
"Hi, i'm not Jihyo from twice. My name is Lisa." Says 'Lisa'
"My name is Rosè. I'm main vocal so you all better step the fuck down." Demands rosès bitch ass
"I'm main vocal in Twice I mean what?" says Lisa.
"I'm the most popular in member in twice wait no because i'm not at all in twice or anything!" Says 'Jennie'
"I'm Jake Paul's favourite, beat that bitches." Says Jisoo
"Your my girlfriend." Says 'Jennie'
"What the fuck?" Says Jisoo
"I'm gay fuckers" says San- Jennie
"I'm our leader bitches!" Says Rosè
"No i would make a better leader yg ruined your voice mine is perfect still!" Says jisoo
"I'm leader of twice- I mean no i'm not i'm just a good leader!" Says 'Lisa'
"I'm more popular than you in twice JIHYO!" says sana
"What the fuck?" Rosè asks Jisoo
"We're gonna have to live with these bitches!" whines jisoo
"shut the fuck up. You aren't having a leader" says YG