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Jimmy:"Welcome back, I have good and bad news which do you want first?"

John: "Bad news"

Jimmy: " Well I was cleaning around the fish bowl and accidentally knocked it over and it flew into the blender!"

John:"WHAT? then what's the good news?"

Jimmy :"It tasted delicious."

John:  ............

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