Namjoon was sitting at the foot of his bed thinking about those beans that Jin gave him fr breakfast. The beans were extra spicy which made him cry, a lot. Crying wasn;t namjoons thing since he doesn't cry cus he a big boi but those beans man, made him cry.
Jamnoon then went downstairs to see the other members who were all of a sudden crying on the couch.
"What's wrong guys?" He asked, firefly. :)
Nimij was the first to speak with his watery eyes.
"Jin burnt the stove again." Jimin started to cry more. Hoseman started to comfort him, crying too.
"Ok." Jamjoon said. He walked away, back to his room.
Once he got uop there he see yoongi there sitting on his chair in the roof.
"Rap Monster, look at your room,' he said with the calming voice he had, "its a mess. You broke it."
"I didn't break anything you monkey." Namjoon quickly turned to face ignooy with his fierce ness (omg so hot desu)
Yingoo slaps him vERY HARD IT GETS INTENSE OMG. NAMJOON THEN FLEEDS THE HOUSE WHILE CRYING IN DESPAIR BECAUSE HIS ONLY FRIEND HAS SLAPPED HIM VERYHARD WHICH MADE HIM VERY VERY VERY VERY SAD SINCE HIM AND YONGI WERE GOOD FRIENDS SINCE THEY WERE IN THE WOMB AND NOW SUGAR MAN HAD TURNED AGAINST HIM SO HARD THAT EGGMON DIDNT SEE HIS WAY AND SLAMMED INTO THE COLD HARD WALL BEVAUSE HE COUKDNT SEE WHERE HE WAS GOING AND THAT HE WAS BLIND HE BECAME BLIND SO BADLY THAT HE CRIED MORE ON THE STREET THERE LAID A CRYING RAP MONJOON ON THR GROUND CRYING BECAUSE HIS MANS YOONGS BETRAYED HIM OH MY GOokay ill stop
The police then found daddy longlegs on ground cring.
"Sir pls come wit us, we g00d pe0ple." They said
Eggjoon then ran more sine he was sad.
Meanwhile at home——
"Oh no we lost our dog again." Said juancocko.
"We gotta find our lost bird now fricc maaaAAAn :(" taehyung hyung says. Yongo walks down stairs.
'what go on here?" He says in his sexy satoori many voice ooooo kawaii fejwddrvg
Jin who was in the kitchen making fresh crispy refrigerator on their burnt stove turned around and looked at yoooons butt with his anime eyes.
"He ran away, what did you do?" He asks.q
"I slapped him, his room was a mess guys." Yoingi says.
Hyungtae stand up and eats toward yoongi.
" why would you do that??? He sad now and prolly dead mannn."
Jungcock is now angery.
He walk over and punches yoongo in the neck and he dies.
"Great job I was Jungkook.' Jan sais.
Jimin is now mand and kicks jungkoook in the foot and he dies as well.
"Frick now we got bodies in our house." V says.
"In what world do you be paying bills in this mother jilly jolly hootin tootin micscootin bablootin honey mconey crispy mispy dusty crusty musty busty lickin butter butter chuck chuck bo buck house that lets you curse young woamn." Nji shouts at tae.
"Am sorry momther, tae says.
Jin grabs his magical chancla and booty whips taes fresh booty hoe. He dies :(
Howell was stilll sitting on the couch shocked at what his seen. His legs trembling and he prolly spooked by now.
He eats Jin like in his eat jin videos.
Fin,.
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