Farmer Pickles x Reader

The best day ever

It was a beautiful day in Bobsville, and Y/N was walking around enjoying the weather.

You were thinking about him again, your sempai Farmer Pickles. His shiny bald nub head. His sexy mustace. You wanted his big fat pic-

Oof!

You bumped into someone. You look up and see farmer pickles!
Oh noe!

"Hi y/n, i was actualy looking for you."

You felt your face heat up. "O-oh, what did you need?"

He steps up really close, making your face even redder.

"I wanted to tell you that i love you, Y/n. More than anything else" he confesses as he cups your face with his hand.

"P-pickles-kun, I love you too!"

He proceeds to kiss you passionately. You felt his mustache hairs go up your nostrils making you moister than an oyster. He then puts his mouth next to your ear. "I know you want this juicy kawaii pickle" he says. You both go to his barn and jazz it up.

The End.
Merry Christmas you sick fucks