okay, before the book starts, i need to tell you guys something. The usernames for the accounts are not displayed on the screen.
Whatever you put as your 'Name' is what everyone on the chat can see.
for example:Wade's username is SpideysMyBitch
but to everyone in the group chat, Wade's name is displayed like this:
Wade:
Its so much easier to just keep track of everyone's name because i dont like how some people put usernames in to replace the character's name. People can edit eachother's nicknames, kinda like how they edit them on Snapchat, but whenever someone edits your nickname on their phone, everyone in the group chat gets a notification. That probably didnt make any sense. okay. on with the story.
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[Tony added Peter to the group chat: avengers]
Peter: thats a boring name
Steve: you're more than welcome to change it.
[Peter changed the group chat name: avengers to FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY]
Tony: do you even know what a bitch is?
Peter: I'm not twelve.
Clint: I like this kid already.
Natasha: lmao same.
Thor: GREETINGS, BOY OF SPIDERS.
Loki: I'm not even an avenger.. why am I here?
Thor: BROTHER!!!!!
Peter: is this what you guys do? just talk about boring missions?
Tony: yeah, that's about it.
Peter: I have an idea
Clint: do tell.
Peter: can I add my boyfriend?
Scott: I told you ALL he was gay. You see, I have a sixth sense. So whenever I see someone, I can sense thier gay radiation emmiting from their bodies.
Natasha: "gay radiation"
Clint: Scott I think thats called a gaydar.
Scott: cool! I definately have a major gaydar.
Clint: Scott that would mean you're gay.
[Scott has left the groupchat: FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY]
Peter: ... can I?
Tony: I don't care.
[Peter added dADDY to the group chat: FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY]
dADDY: wtf do you want Peter I was literally about to slice a dude's neck off when you called. I almost died.. no, I didn't. But you know what I mean.
Peter: change your name, dumbass.
[dADDY changed name to dumbass]
Clint: ME
[Clint added Scott to the chat]
Scott: I have an explanation.
Scott: oh shit hi
dumbass: hey, you're the only guy shorter than Tony Stark right?
Tony: I hate him. I don't approve.
Scott: he's my new favorite person
Clint: ^
Natasha: ^
Thor: ^
Peter: dumbass change your name to Wade.
[dumbass changed name to Wade]
Steve: so Wade, what do you like to do for fun?
Wade: eat, sleep, murder, jerk off. Maybe all of them at the same time.
Clint: HAHA
Scott: we have something in common
Steve: murder?
Wade: is that what you got out of that? Damn, the only Captian title you're worth of is Captian Obvious. Smh.
Steve: yes.
Peter: Wade shut up.
Wade: you invited me Spidey.
Tony: Wade what's your job? Your living arrangements? Your background?
Wade: interrogation much? I'm a mercenary, I live with an old blind black lady named Al, and.. the last one there, I'll kill ya if you were to find out.
Steve: WADE, AS IN, WADE WILSON?! AKA DEADPOOL?!?!
Peter: oh god I should've seen this coming.
Wade: the one and only. :)
Tony: PETER WHY ARE YOU DATING A SUPER VILLIAN
Wade: anti-hero*
Clint: don't be so rude Tony.
Natasha: I'm an assassin and I'm still treated like an avenger.
Tony: but Wade kills because it's FUN. HE DOES IT FOR MONEY.
Wade: not all of us had wealthy families and genius brains. Some of us grew up in shitholes and had fucked families— we all gotta make a living somehow.
Peter: hey guys calm down..
Wade: I'll calm down baby boy just let me have the first blow. Or you can have the first blow if you know what I mean ;)
Tony: STOP INNUENDOING MY NOT-ADOPTED-BUT-KIND-OF-ADOPTED SON
Steve: innuendoing
Wade: Peter seems to have taken that comment a little too seriously, I'd love to stay in chat but this is more important. Until next time! ;)
Peter: ugh
Tony: WADEEE!!
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Deadpool Was Here (Group Chat)
FanfictionSpideypool is the literal backbone of this chat. Deadpool, ya boy Wade Wilson, is added into an avengers group chat which was previously uneventful and boring, and turned it into a batshit crazy, sort of angsty, mostly humorous, weird texting thing...
