I'm coming for you, Wattpad

Fun scenario from yesterday

(WARNING! This includes inappropriate themes and me just being very blunt)

Random dude: I like penises!
Me: What did he say?
Crush: Trust me, you don't want to know
Me: Did he say he likes penises?
Crush: *looks at me like I'm some sicko*
Me: Well, did he?

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What is learned:
Crush is too innocent for school. I'm not innocent enough.