Whizzer has added Trina, Marvin, Charlotte, Cordelia, and Mendel to the conversation.
Whizzer: Why do they call it real estate? Is there such thing as fake estate?
Marvin: ...
Charlotte: If you count scammers, yes.
Cordelia: Whiz, are you high again?
Mendel: Why am I here where's my wife
Trina: Right here
Mendel: :3
Whizzer: No stop
Mendel: ?
Whizzer: The...The Straight
Marvin: Whizzer.
Whizzer: Marvin?
Marvin: Behave.
Whizzer: You're not my Dad I don't have to listen to you
Cordelia: But he does have ultimate control over whether or not you have sex tonight so
Trina: No stop
Charlotte: Cor's got a point...
Whizzer: Sex? With Marvin? No.
Whizzer: I'm a Heterosexual Suburban Christian Man.
Whizzer: I only get on my knees to pray to the Lord.
Marvin: ...
Whizzer: Dick? Pfft no I only put the body of Christ in my mouth.
Cordelia: He's lucky he's half catholic
Charlotte: Wait does that mean he's cheating on Marvin with Jesus
Marvin: ...
Mendel: I highly doubt that Whizzer is having a sexual relationship with Jesus Christ
Cordelia: ....Mendel...no...
Whizzer: Jesus is my side hoe sorry Marv
Trina: Really? Right in front of my salad?
Marvin: What the fuck is this conversation you are literally sitting right next to me Whizzer Brown
Whizzer: ;)
Cordelia: This chat went from Whizzer getting existential to sexual escapades with Jesus wow
Mendel: Dab on the haters
Whizzer has left the conversation.
Marvin has added Whizzer to the conversation.
Marvin: Why'd you leave?
Whizzer: Mendel got cringy and it physically hurt to witness it
Charlotte: Well this has been fun but I have work, so...
Charlotte has left the conversation.
Trina: Charlotte has the right idea
Mendel: TRINA DARLING PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM
Whizzer: One of us
Whizzer: One of us
Whizzer: One of us
Marvin: Stop spamming
Cordelia: One of us
Marvin: No not you too
Whizzer: One of us
Cordelia: One of us
Marvin has removed Whizzer and Cordelia from the conversation.
Trina: Well then
Mendel has left the conversation.
Marvin: ? Wow thanks for the warning Mendel
Trina: He was traumatized by Cordelia and Whizzer trying to apparently start a cult.
Marvin has added Whizzer to the conversation.
Whizzer: Thank you
Marvin: I didn't want to add him back he made me
Whizzer: Shhhhhh
Trina: Okay welllll
Trina has left the conversation.
Whizzer: Rude
Marvin: How is that rude?
Whizzer: Idk
Marvin: What?
Whizzer: Oh my god I need to teach you text talk you fucking grandpa
Marvin: Hey!
Whizzer: Well I guess it's just the two of us...
Marvin: Yeah I guess so
Whizzer: What do you wanna do? ;)
Marvin: We could play chess
Whizzer: boring.
Marvin: I don't hear you throwing out any suggestions.
Whizzer: ...If you own a vacuum cleaner and you clean it, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Marvin: you're insane
Whizzer: I'm only asking questions like this because I'm b o r e d
Marvin: Maybe put the phone down and talk to me like a normal person?
Whizzer: Mkay grandpa
Whizzer has left the conversation.
Marvin: I know you can't see this but you're an asshole
Marvin has left the conversation.
