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Shrek in a nutshell

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Song plays: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME! I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!

Shrek: I love my swamp.

Lord Farquad: *sends his knights put to Shrek's swamp*

Shrek: *puts his hands up* What? Am I under arrest?

Lord Farquad: Bring me a princess or I will kill you.

Shrek: Oh, okay.

Donkey: *comes out of nowhere* And I am Donkey.

Shrek: *shoots Donkey with his gun* This is my swamp! *goes on a journey to the tower where Princess Fiona is trapped in* Hey princess! 

Princess Fiona: What?

Shrek: Come down here?

Princess Fiona: Why?

Shrek: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.

Princess Fiona: Oh, okay. *comes down from the tower and goes on a journey with Shrek back to Lord Farquad's kingdom in a church*

Lord Farquad: Now you will marry me, Princess Fiona.

Dragon: *bursts in, breaking through the glass in the church* SANTIAGO!

Lord Farquad: Oh no! *gets eaten by the dragon*

Princess Fiona: *turns into an ogre* Plot twist! I am an ogre too! Now Siren, you will marry Me!

Shrek: No! You are ugly! Now you must die!

Princess Fiona: Oh.

Shrek: *shoots Princess Fiona with his gun* I love my swamp! *randomly disappears*

Random guy: *comes out of nowhere* SANTIAGO!