Okay Google

Chapter 2

This, is crazy.

"Uh," I tried to think of something to ask the Google Bot, "Google Bot," it looked at me, "what is the strongest animal in the world?"

"Here, the list of 10 strongest animals in the world based on strength to weight ratios, Y/n." It spoke before projecting a top ten list.

"Google Bot, what is number one on that list?"

"Number one on the list of 10 strongest animals in the world is the dung beetle, Y/n." It spoke once again, the projection disappearing.

"I didn't know that." I mumbled. This Google Bot is very quick with answering questions, that's good in a robot. Robot.

I couldn't stop staring at it.

Visually the only difference between this and a real person was the eyes. Its hard to explain, but there was something missing behind them. I guess it didn't only look like a man, it sounded like one too. It's words strung together simply with a consistent monotone voice. Though its voice didn't change pitch with everything it said it didn't matter right now. Just look at that face.

Would it be weird to call it handsome?

Wait it's wearing glasses. Why would a robot need glasses?

"Google Bot, why do you have glasses?" I asked.

"I wear glasses to your liking, Y/n."

What?

"Google Bot, what does that mean?"

It's eyes turned to look back at me. "My physical structure is composed to your specific liking based on your internet search history, camera, audio, and social media, Y/n."

"That's, explains it." I smiled. "Google Bot,"

"Yes, Y/n?"

"Are you able to change the way you look on demand?" I was sincerely curious, I haven't seen anything like this before, Google is on to something.

"I am able to change to your liking, Y/n. Would you like to change my appearance, Y/n?" It projected a button asking what it just said with the options of 'yes' and 'cancel'.

"Cancel." I spoke and the projection went away. "Wow, you are," I shook my head, "a crazy robot."

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"Google Bot, do a barrel roll."

Just as a normal Google search bar would, Google Bot quickly fell to the ground and did a barrel roll before standing back up as if nothing had happened.

"That-" I laughed, "that was so funny."

"Are you alright, Y/n?"

"What? Yes, I am alright." I looked down at the open Google Bot guide in my hands.

"Are you sure, Y/n? You had spastic movements and coughing, Y/n. You may be suffering from Spasticity or you could be choking, Y/n."

"I'm pretty sure I was just laughing." I continued to look through the little book. "Google Bot! You can download emotions?" I smiled as I read the emotions downloadable.

"Yes, I can download artificial emotions, Y/n."

"Google Bot," I was very excited, "download laughter." I spoke quickly as I searched around for new emotions for Google Bot to soon have.

"Lust downloaded." It spoke.

"What? No, I said lau-"

"Y/n, you look beautiful today." Its voice was suddenly deeper then before as he stepped closer to me.

"Uh? Thank you?" I looked back at the guide, what do I do? Do I get rid of it lust? Do I keep it?

"No," it's cold bot finger lifted the bottom of my chin upward so I'd look at it, "thank you." It whispered, his eyes looking darker than before.

"Haheh." I breathed out feeling uncomfortable with how lustful this robot acted. I get that there are sex robots but, um, no. "Google Bot, download happiness." The bot pulled it's hand away from me and stood straight still for a moment.

"Happiness downloaded." It spoke before looking at me and smiling.

"What an adorable smile you have Google Bot."

"It's to your liking, Y/n." It's voice had more emotion in it than earlier but it was still a bit bland.

"Google Bot, is thankfulness an emotion you can download?" I asked.

"Yes it is, Y/n." It smiled again.

"Google Bot download thankfulness." I looked back at the guide as to find more interesting emotions.

"Thankfulness downloaded."

"What an adorable smile you have Google Bot." I repeated.

"Thank you, Y/n." It continued to smile.

I smiled back as I kept reading.

"Google Bot?"

"Yes, Y/n?" It answered with it's original bland voice.

"Why don't you come with all your emotions pre-downloaded?"

"Not all people want another human in their home, Y/n."

"Google Bot, do you believe you become human when you download all the emotions?"

"I am unable to believe in something unless I was programmed to, Y/n."

That was quite an interesting way to answer a question like that. Or not answer.

"That was deep." I spoke to myself. "Google Bot don't say my name in every sentence, we are the only two people here I know you are talking to me."

"Alright. But Y/n, I am no person." It looked at me.

"Ah, yes, I know that, it was just a slip of the tounge." I looked at the guide. "Google Bot download vigilance." I guess it would be good if this bot was aware of possible dangers around us.

"Vigilance downloaded." It stood there for a moment before my floorboard creaked. "What was that?" It spoke loudly.

"Download bravery." I watched as it stood still to load.

"Bravery downloaded." 

"Okay," I looked through the emotions, "Google Bot, I am able to tone down your specific emotions based on what I like?"

"That is correct."

"Does that mean if I download them all now they will all be at 100%?"

"Each of the emotions are downloaded at percentages that are supposed to fit well with your personality, they will mostly be different but some might be at 100%. Though you will be able to change the percentages as you please." I saw the bot's eyebrows furrow.

"Are you worried?"

"I have not downloaded worry, I am vigilant." It spoke.

"Google Bot, download all emotions."

"Are you sure you want to download all emotions?" It asked as it projected the question with the buttons 'yes' and 'cancel'.

"Yes."

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You don't even know how many times I'm about to write boi instead of bot lmao.

Oml I'm horrible, I forgot to post this TWO DAYS AGO, lmfao I'm so sorry you guys, I'll see a reminder for next Tuesday.

BUH BYE! Lol! (Lots of love)

-Me