If poison expires does it become more poisonous or less poisonous
If we can't see air can fish not see water
there is no reason for the alphabet to be in that order
if you punch your self and it hurts are you strong or are you weak
why don't Jedis turn off the enemy's lightsaber using the force
your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
who switched Greenland and Iceland's name
are plastic bags the tumbleweed of the city
the reason why ghost don't kill people is that if they killed them they would become a ghost and it would become really awkward
If two people on opposite sides of the earth each dropped a piece of bread the earth briefly becomes A sandwich
Apple has air, Amazon has fire, Google has earth, I think Microsoft should create something called water
If you view a bald eagle at the zoo you are looking the American symbol of freedom being in captivity
If I wear my shirt inside out does that mean the whole universe is wearing the shirt except for me
a birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
I've never heard a car alarm go off and thought "someone's car is getting stolen"
If you put 'the' in front of any noun it will sound like a horror movie title
If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy ACME stuff why doesn't he just buy dinner
I feel like Google should be paying me for the number of times I tell people to google something
Why is America in Debt can't they just print more money?
Do penguins have knees
Everyday someone on earth unknowingly takes the largest poo in the world for that day
a fart is just a ghost of the food we ate
Any student computer scientist that can hack into the university's system and changes their grade deserves an A
Girl scouts is basically a name-brand that cookie company that gets away with child labor
If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remains the same
