Random Rambling Drabbles

How to Get a Nerd to Like a Jerk (KH/FF)

She was crazy, Seifer decided. Very, very, very crazy. That stunt pulled in Quistis's class was only the beginning of the crazy schemes. At lunch, she asked to sit with him and when asked why, she just answered with "because I love you" as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. (Needless to say, he found different spots to eat lunch every day since the last time he tried hiding in one spot, she found him easily.) Whenever Seifer would be in class, lounging around as he already knew about the lesson, he would always get a small note, from who he didn't know at first, and when he opened it up, he would always see some sort of encouraging note with a 'Love, {Name}' after it, and immediately tear it up. Sometimes she'd follow him. Sometimes she'd strike up the most random of conversations. Other times she'd just leave another note as his locker with the same ending, to which Seifer destroyed it afterwards as well. The other day, she tricked him to let her give him a kiss on the cheek, though he supposed that was too much for even her since she left him alone the rest of the day.

But, really, all her antics were leading up to a few small conclusions: One, she was crazy. Two, her craziness was affecting his 'tough guy' facade. Three, it seemed the only way to get rid of her was to do something affectionate, which he couldn't do as he was never very good with PDA. (He learned that just talking about perverted things just did the opposite affect and had her explain in full detail about what exactly he was talking about, which he did not need. On the bright side, he passed his health test that day.) And the fourth thing that he figured out:

...She had no idea what she was doing.

It was obvious by the way that she calmly talked about the reproduction system and how flustered she got whenever she did such a simple act as kissing him on the cheek that she really had no idea what it was she was trying to do. Now, don't get him wrong, it was obvious that she was trying to fuck with him. (Poor choice of words, he decided, as it brought back unpleasant memories. Yes, that word was officially off limits.) Really, what she was doing was what he could interpret as terrible, awful, and honestly the worst case of flirting he's ever seen. Now, don't get him wrong, he was no expert on this either. But he's seen enough of this in hallways to understand how it's supposed to work. And it was obvious that that was the method she was using to fuck with him. (Old habits die hard, it seemed.)

Well, though he wasn't very good at this, he supposed he could at least try. Besides...he was starting to grow attatched to the little nerd. So, the next day, he decided to enact his plan. Start of the day, note. 'Remember your locker combination. Love, {Name}'. ...Well this was different. She usually had something much more cheesy then this pathetic attempt. Remember his locker combination? ...He supposed that it did mean something as he forgot it temporarily yesterday, but that didn't matter. She'd be coming up soon.

"Seifer, look, it's your fangirl, y'know?"

"The nerd." He heard his friends say. 'Perfect timing...' {Name} stopped right there in front of Seifer and gave a small wave.

"...Morning." She said curtly, yawning and rubbing her eye. ...That was weirder. She usually greeted with something like, 'hooray, I've found my sugar to start the day' or some shit. ...No, it wasn't cute. It wasn't cute at all.

"...No comment?" Fuu questioned the same thing Seifer was wondering. She shook her head.

"Not feeling it today...it's hard coming up with this stuff..." She said, shrugging. ...Oh hell no. He glared, grabbed her by the shoulders and looked her square in the eye.

"YOU WILL TRY TO FLIRT WITH ME THIS INSTANT! I SPENT ALL DAY YESTERDAY COMING UP WITH SOME REPLIES TO THAT POOR ATTEMPT AT FLIRTING AND I AM NOT HAVING THAT WASTED!" He shouted, causing some people in the hallway to stare. {Name} stared, then looked away, then back at him.

"...You have a sexy scar?" She said, honestly trying to decide on something to say.

"...Why do I even bother?" He said, now grabbing his stuff and just leaving. {Name} blinked for a moment, then smiled and nodded, looking over at Seifer.

"...Seifer?" He paused, glaring at the little nerd. She smiled and gave him a thumbs up.

"You got the nerd to like the jerk, for real this time. Congratulations!" She said, walking away. Seifer stood there for a moment or two, wondering what that meant. ...Then, it finally processed in his head as he turned red.

"...WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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Kyo-chan's Corner of Doom: ....Don't ask me what this was, I really really wanted to continue this thing. Like, Seifer, honey, my love for you knows no bounds...and this is FFVIII Seifer Almasy, not KH2 Seifer. That Seifer sucks. But yeah, I don't know if I'll actually continue this again with some kind of date thing, but, I liked doing this, sorry if you were expecting a story or something. I'll update with something soon!