What even is my sexuality? Biro's and no frickle frackle EXPLAINED... kinda

Let me get some shit STRAIGHT

haha sorry for the pun I couldn't help myself.

also this book is in NO WAY FORMAL because I'm too much of a brain splurt that I couldn't keep anything neat and tidy.

So i'm gonna tell you some stereotypes and if they are true or nah. (some of these are hella funny)

-Asexuals are all huge nerds.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm like hella stupid so nahhh.

Asexuals think they are better than people who have sex.

um... no, LAST TIME I CHECKED I'M NOT BETTER THAN BEYONCE AND I KNOW SHE HAS SEX BECAUSE SHE HAS KIDS.

  Asexuals are aspiring cat ladies.

I'm fucking ALLERGIC to cats so i'm an aspiring dog lady #dogequality #justiceforthedogs 

Asexuals are unattractive.

ExkAYOOZE you? last time i checked your sexuality is not defined by how aesthetically pleasing you are...

also im hella cute *cute adorable not seductive wink*

this one isn't really a specific ASEXUAL stereotype buuuut it was funny and true so i wanted to put it in:

Straight people writing about being a closeted bi/pansexual (OR HOMOSEXUAL DON'T ATTACK ME): The lies I tell, it's just so hard, I love everyone I see I feel so trapped and alone no one understands how I feel.

What it's actually like: SHIT I almost outed myself because I couldn't resist a gay joke. (ME IN MATHS)