Welcome inside
This is the mud room
Or as I call it
The room where all of the worthless insults are stored.
On my door, there is a slit
The box next to it holds metaphorical band-aids
Apologies that I push out through the slit
It's easiest to keep them here
It helps with how many times I wound people
The coat hanger in the corner over there
Is for when he comes around
I keep the mansion prepaired for when he stops by
DU LIEST GERADE
Mansion
SonstigesLet's take a tour through my mansion. I'll show you my secrets like they were known. We'll hear stuff I've never said. Things that should never have been born. I'm gonna open my doors, so please take off your shoes. I spend every night trying to cle...
