Burned dude

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Someone: Your so ugly


Me: Don't stress about your eye sight failing you it's natures way of protecting you when you walk past the mirror 



When you sneeze:  Class: ....


When I sneeze: Class: GOD BLESS YOU MAN BLESS YOU GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL



Him: *points at you* cringe level 10


Me: *points at him* LOOK AT DIS DOOD CRINGE LEVEL UNLIMTED


I'd like to beat you up but nature allreddy did.


When someone said go to hell I went to your house




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