Pea to ur NUT

Jamboree and zayn have been in a steady relationship for as long as she cared to remember. He was a nice looking man, raven colored hair, tan skin, and the prettiest bank account.

While jamboree wasn't looking for anything serious in the man, he was all about introducing her to his family and making her care for them on a personal level. Which made what she was about to do ten times harder.

Zayn has texted her that morning saying he loved her and blahblahblah and then asked if she wanted to get lunch before he went to meet with an old friend. Liam, she thinks his name was. She wasn't heartless. She did love zayn. He just wasn't enough for her anymore.

"Hey baby" zayn greeted as soon as she sat at their designated table.

"Hi z" she greeted back politely.

As he started to drone on about his day and how excited he was to see this lima person, something across the room had caught jamborees eye.

She didn't know who this creature was but she would be damned if she let zayn get in the way of meeting them.

"Look zayn, we're breaking up" she got straight to the point.

"What" he whispered probably hoping she would take it back and say it was all a joke.

"I'm sorry" is all she said before standing up and strutting across the room leaving a heartbroken zayn behind.

"Excuse me sir, do you wanna get out of here?" She smiled at the.....man?

Without saying anything he stood up laced their fingers together and waltzed out of the room. She's only spent less than two minutes with the man and has never gotten this worked up with zayn during the span of their whole relationship.

"Where are we going?" She asked as he opened his car door for her and then walked around to the other side.

When he didn't reply she added "not much of a talker? That's ok I'm cool with that" she tried in her most seductive voice.

Jamboree noticed her phone was non stop ringing and blowing up with messages and without looking at it she already knew they were from zayn.

Zayn: Gigi?! What the fuck?! Did you really just leave with a fucking peanut?!?!

Peanut?? She glanced at the man and saw that he did very much resemble a peanut but hey there's a first for everything, right?

The car came to a stop and the man climbed out so Gigi followed. He grabbed her hand once more and walked into a warehouse. It wasn't creepy like she thought it would have been, it was actually set up like a loft.

Sweet, Gigi thought.

"Jamboree" the man said

"Uh it's gi-" she interjected

"It's jamboree now"

"Um okay"

Not liking his tone, jamboree tried to think of why she had came with the man in the first place.

She decided she wanted to leave but had to trick the man into letting her.

"So stud, how about we have a little fun" she suggests

She seductively sways her hips and once she's close enough to him she takes a giant bite out of his peanut head. Surprised that he was indeed a legitimate peanut she takes another bite.

Before she knows it his whole head is gone because, well, she does love peanuts.

Knowing that she probably just committed murder jamboree grabs gasoline and a match and burns down the warehouse and gets out of there before anyone knows she had anything to do with it.

Gigi: zayn I'm so sorry, I love you

Zayn: fuck you jamboree

Gigi: don't be like that baby, I said I was sorry

**zayn added liam to the chat**

Liam:fuck off jamboree

Gigi: you named your child bear so stfu Lima bean

Liam: IM-

**liam added Harry to the chat**

Harry: be fucking nice jamboree

Gigi: shut the fuck up frog face

**louis added himself to the chat**

Louis: care to repeat yourself geegee

Gigi: larry isn't even real 🙄 you have a girlfriend and a child dumbass

**louis added niall to the chat**

Niall: what the fuck did you just say

Gigi: Niall I didn't mean it

Niall: weak larries must go, bitch

Gigi: Niall what are you going on about

Gigi: Niall?

Gigi: why did the power in my house just go out

Niall: surprise mother fucker

Gigi: BIALL WTF GET OUT OF MY HOUSR WHAT KS HAPLENED

Niall: never again jamboree, never again

Gigi: HE JUST

Gigi: HE BROKE MY LEG

Louis: Niall is a dark larrie

Zayn: should've stayed with the peanut smh