Why did the chicken cross the road?
To hunt you down
Dad: say daddy!
Baby: mommy!
Dad: come on say daddy!
Baby: mommy!
Dad: f*ck just say daddy
Baby: f*ck mommy
Mom: honey I'm home
Baby: f*ck
Mom: who taught you that
Baby: daddy
Dad: son of a b*tch
Employees must wash hands
I waited 45 minutes and no
Employee came to wash my hands!
What shorts do clouds wear?
Thunder wear
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Don't look I'm changing
