In his room in the palace, Ro Ro then proceeds to tell Sindel and Shao Kahn that he's gay. "Mom, dad, I'm gay." Ro Ro says. "So what, we don't give two shits." Sindel and Shao Kahn say. "Oh ok then. So can I go out with Jarred?" "JARRED! JARRED ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE!!!!!" Shao Kahn says surprisingly. "You're going out with the strongest demon of demon kind?!" "He may be the strongest demon, but I'm the strongest half-demon." Ro Ro says. "I gotta tell the guys about this!" Shao Kahn says. "Now sweetie, I don't want you to think that demons are the only lovers out there. There are plenty more fish in the sea. I know you're not gonna call it off with Jarred but, just in case you ever do, without your father's permission, I want you to go out with a nice human." Sindel says. "Ok mom, but until that happens, I'm staying with my Jarre-Bear." Ro Ro replies. "You already have a nickname for him? Wow. My nickname for your fahther is Shaoy Wowy." Sindel says. "Really mom, that's the best you can come up with." Ro Ro replies. So Ro Ro heads downstairs and Jarred is getting an "interview" from Shao Kahn. "Dad can you please leave Jarred alone. We've gotta get on with our date." Ro Ro says. "Ok ok but Jarred where are you taking my son?" Shao Kahn says. "I'm taking Ro Ro to Earthrealm's city of love, Paris, France." Jarred says. "Jarred, I respect you but you CANNOT TAKE MY DON TONEARTHREALM! He'll be exposed and then those worthless weakling humans will kidnap him and to experiments on him"! Shao Kahn says. "Oh so what honey, Ro Ro's mature enough to take care of himself. He's been training with his powers so he'll be alright." Sindel says. "Alright then go on!" Shao Kahn says. So Jarred and Ro Ro head on to Paris and they have a romantic night at a restaurant. "Jarred this is amazing. I love the exquisite foods here. But I love something even more, you." Ro Ro says. "I love you too Ro Ro. How about we go to a hotel and have some "desert?"" Jarred says. At the hotel Ro Ro and Jarred commence in night long passionate sex. OH YEAH, PUND ME, YEAH POUND ME JARRED!!!!!!!" Ro Ro screams. "OH RO RO, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU HAVE AN ANAL PERIOD!!!" Jarred screams. The next morning, Ro Ro wakes up to a trashed hotel room with sperm webs and sheets all over the place. He even finds Jarred naked on the floor with blood in the bed where Ro Ro was lying. "Oh Jarred, what happened?" Ro Ro asks. "Ro Ro, what we did last night was unimaginable. You even sucked all the sperm of my dick!" Jarred says. "Mmm, I bet it was magically delicious!" Ro Ro replies. "Obviously it was." Jarred says. "I wonder what my mom and dad are doing right now." Ro Ro says.
