Dear first grade best friend,
I can't believe we had a small crush on the same boy and that you had told him we did! I remember how bitchy you were for a first grader, I don't know why I was friends with you honestly. You spelled my name wrong; somehow spelling it "Abigorilla", which I feel like you did on purpose because, seriously, how the hell do you mistake the spelling of Abigail for that? I'm glad you are long gone and that I moved away from you. Especially since I've heard from my cousin that you were really rude towards him. I don't understand you. If I'm being honest though, I'd really like to see how exactly you turned out. You're probably one of those "popular" bitches and I turned out as the girl who'd give you sarcastic sass just to get you off my back. We never even hung out, let alone talked, outside of school. I think you actually didn't like me. But that's okay because I realized you were annoying.
With no love whatsoever,
someone you'll never see again (thankfully)
