Shot me Down

I was five and he was six...

Lani's P.O.V

Beep..beep....beep

"Ughhhhhh."

Beep..beep....beep

"5 more minutes...."

"WAKE..THE FUCK....UP!"

I jolt up out of the bed and scoot far away from my alarm as far as possible.
The alarm continues it's obnoxious beeping as if it never spoke five minutes ago.
I grab my baseball bat and slowly approach my alarm, getting ready to beat the demon out of it.
"Turn around ya idiot."
I freeze and swing the bat with the intention of killing whatever was behind me.
"HEY! YOU TRYIN TO KILL ME?!?"
I turn around to face my very upset fair skinned best friend with a sleepy frown on my face.

She appeared angry, the steam rising up in her cheeks making them a seemingly dark shade of red with my baseball bat in her right hand.
"'oor he naʻaupō!! You almost knocked my head off! You know this is the last time I try to do anything for you.."
By this point I started to tune her out and crawl out of bed. Whenever she's upset she yells at me in a different language then gets louder when I look completely lost as if I'm automatically supposed to know everything she is saying.
" ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?"
I let out a loud sigh and look at her obviously annoyed. She has managed to rant so much that I've made my bed and folded the extra blankets in the corner of my room.
"No Maui I'm not listening to you, you lost me at your "forbidden language."
" It's not forbidden, you're just too lazy to learn it."
I roll my eyes half heartedly and plant a kiss on her nose.
" Thank you for the wake up call alright?"
I slowly start backing out of the room. "Now I'm going to go raid your fridge."
While Maui mumbles incoherent words under her breath, I quickly run down the stairs, tripping more times than I'd like to admit, and walk into the pantry.
I turn over cereal boxes and climb up shelves looking for the one thing that has been on my mind since I woke up. She probably hid it from me again, I have no idea why though she knows I'll find them eventually. After almost demolishing the entire pantry and still not being able to find it, I start looking in places that I know Maui would think I'd never look.

Found it.

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Maui's P.O.V
I continue to aggressively clean the room while listing off the pros and cons of Lani. Lani and I have been friends for as long as I can remember. She stuck with me through everything and has been a pain in my ass ever since we moved in together. Tearing away from my thoughts I look around and see that I have managed to fold all the clothes in the room and fixed the broken desk while ranting. I let out a annoyed sigh knowing all this work will probably go to shit in under 20 minutes.
"God, this girl is gonna give me grey hairs."
"Who ya talking to?"
I turn around to see Maui walking in ,eating my last Pop Tart, and spilling crumbs on the floor.
See. Grey hairs.
"LANI!!"
She jumps and looks at me worried "What?!?"
"YOU ATE MY LAST FUCKING POP TART!? AGAIN?!?!"
She looks at me, frozen with crumbs falling from her mouth, and shoves the rest of my food in her mouth with a innocent look on her face.
"What Pop Tart?" She says with a mouth full.
I throw my hands up in frustration and glare at her, "DAMMIT LANI!! I HIDE THEM FOR A REASON YOU KNOW! UGH GOD IF WANT POP TARTS THAT BADLY WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BUY THEM YOURSELF WHEN WE GO SHOPPING!! YOU MAKE MY LIFE SO UNNECESSARILY STRESSFUL AND I CAN'T....LANI!!
"Yeah yeah I hear you."
Liar. She never listens.
"DON'T LIE TO ME!"
She lets out a groan and rolls her eyes at me. How dare she be annoyed with me! I'm the one that has to put up with her shit!...

Why do I put up with her shit?

"Lani if you can't listen to me and respect my food then we are gonna have to f-"
She cuts me off my planting her lips against the corner of my mouth, making those stupid butterflies find their way back into my tummy again.

Oh, that's why.

" Listen, I'm sorry alright?, I'll make it up to you."
I refuse to confirm or deny the fact that her words made me feel a type of way.
"I-I'm listening."
As her signature smirk forms on her face, the butterflies start moving faster.
"We are going out."
"O-ou-out?!?"
"Yeah, we haven't gone out in a while so I figured we should go to a club or something."
Clubbing....
Oh..
That killed the butterflies.
She looks at me completely excited and waits for my reaction.
".....sounds fun."
"OMG REALLY , CUZ I BOUGHT THIS REALLY CUTE DRESS THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING TO TRY ON AND MAYBE WE'LL MEET SOME CUTE GUYS AND-."
I started to fall back into my thoughts once she started to rant about all the guys she could meet. I'm not really a fan of clubbing, kind of despise it actually, but who am I to say no when she looked so happy. Then again she always looks really happy. Must be nice. It's not that I am jealous of her happiness it's just that I wish I could..
"So what do you think Maui?"
I blink repeatedly,coming back to reality, and gulp. Shit, I wasn't listening. Just say yes, yes is usually a good answer.
"Um yeah, sure. That's cool."
"GREAT LETS GO!"
Before I can ask anything she grabs my arm and starts dragging me into my bedroom. Why are we going in my bedroom? The butterflies are resurrecting....
"W-wait Lani-"
I let out a tiny yelp as she pushes me onto my bed. Butterflies! BUTTERFLIES!!
"Lani what are you-"
"Shhhh I've got you just trust me."
Yeah because that just didn't make my heart beat faster than normal. I wrap my arms around my tummy and watch her disappear into my closet while I'm trying to catch my breath.
Ok Maui breathe you're probably making a big deal out of nothing.
If it was nothing then why did she throw you on the bed?
Fuck.
The butterflies fly out of control and my heart beats a mile a minute.
Where did she go? What is she doing? Did she turn the heater on? Why are we in my room? WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!?
"You ready?"
I get tongue tied and struggle to make a sentence. She starts to come out of the closet.

Oh shit. Here we go.

"Alright so I found this dress with these shoes or this crop top and high waisted skirt with your favourite boots which one?"

Butterflies die.
Room goes cold.
Heart slows dramatically.
Unhappy Maui.
This girl is gonna make me have to get a heart replacement at 24.
"So?"
It took her 15 minutes.
15 whole minutes of teasing me and fucking with my emotions.  
To find two fucking outfits.
Great.
I look down at my feet, clawing at my blankets, both irritated and hurt.
"Maui?"  " I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING PICK!"
I don't look up at her but by the sound of her scoff I already know she probably rolled her eyes at me. Yeah I was rude whatever she'll live I'm going with her to her stupid club right? That should be enough for her.
"Here wear this, pissy."
A bunch of clothes landed on my head before I hear her storm out of my room. I take the clothes off my head and groan throwing my head back. She gave me a red crop top with a black high waisted skirt with my favourite pair of black boots to top it off; the only way I'll allow myself to wear this is if I put my leather jacket over it. I slowly stand up and grab my leather jacket off of my desk then glare at the clothing on my bed. I'm gonna look like fucking Isabelle Lightwood.

This should be fun..