Memes #2 {finished ✔️}

Bad pick-up lines

A person from school actually gave me the idea to do this chapter.

I'll turn your floppy disc into a hard drive.

Baby, I'm no weather man but you can be expecting a few inches tonight.

The word of the day is ' legs ' , let's go home and spread the word.

You're gonna be my homework tonight, I'm gonna slam you on my desk and do you all night long.

They call me coffee cause I grind so fine.

They call me coffee cause I keep you up until 2 am.

Are you my little toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I see.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

Do you believe in love at first sight, Or do I need to walk by again?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Hey, are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place.

Let's play titanic, you be the ocean and I'll go down on you.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Are you Japanese? Cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.

I am so sorry.