My friend: we should replace all the weapons with real weapons and send [insert name of person we hate] through to get stabbed and sliced.
Me:pfffff nooo
My friend: sir I didn't know they were real weapons I thought they were fake
Me:ma'am you stabbed him 3 times
My friend: oh I thought it was fake blood!!
Me: MA'AM YOU SLIT HIS THROAT
my friend:oh well I thought he was acting
Me:ma'am you stabbed him 30 times afterwards.
My friend:he reminded me of Julius ceaser, so once he was dead I thought I'd ceaser him up.
Me:ma'am I'll have to take you in
My friend: but you don't have to do paperwork if you don't
Me:ma'am. Ma'am you just murdered someone.
My friend: yeah well you won't have to do paperwork, if I stab you in the heart with this fake knife.
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A/N: no one died in the making of this
