Esna: WOW! Look at this oasis that we made!!!!!!
Tethu:.......
Esna:LOOK!!!!
Tethu:......*looks*
Evia:OMG, I'm going to be the biggest obstacle in the demo!!!
Esna:As your new boss I command you to go say, Hi!
Tethu:..........
Esna:Great, now GO!!!!
Bird thing: TWEEET!!!IMAWASTEOFTIMEEEE!!!
Tethu:.......*walks up to Evia*
Tethu:*Blinks*
Evia: OH, HI!!! I need cactus hearts, get me some catus hearts!!!!
System:[{Yes}] or [{No}]
Tethu:*picks [{No}]*
Muria:Great i'll go too!!!
Tethu: T_T
Evia: Thanks alot!!!
Tethu:U~U
Muria:I'm going to assume I know your job better than you do and say you don't know how to get cactus pulse.
Tethu:*walks away*
Muria:WAIT FOR ME!!!!
Tethu:*literally forgets about the cactus heart/pulse, thing and goes EVERYWHERE ELSE*
Muria:*follows him without saying a word*
Tethu:*finally does the pulp thing*
Evia:THANK YOU JESUS!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!! I mean, here's a gift to show my *ahem* gra-tits-tude. *gives Tethu a small vunarary*
Tethu:*gives her the 'I wasted my time for this look'*
Muria:Tethu You wasted your own time....
Tethu:*gives her the 'My DS, my game, MY TIME' look*
Muria: Ok geez...
Evia:GET ME A TOWEL FROM A BEAST!!!!
Tethu:*gives her the 'hell no' look*
Muria:YAY!!! MORE QUESTS!!!
Roto: ME TOO!!!
Esna:Tethu, blahblahblahblahblah....
Tethu:.......*listens with content*
Muria and Roto:*Totally not seeing any of this*
Then they head to the cave and go to that first room in pottery cave.
Muria:*Pulls down a lever and dirt falls*
*Spiders appear*
Roto: I'LL KILL IT WITH MY FIDGET SPINNER!!!
Muria and Tethu:*sit there and let Roto kill everything*
Roto:OOOH BOX!!!! *gets close to the box*
Tethu:*pushes Roto out the way and opens the box*
Muria:^V^
Tethu:*gives the 'it's a rock look'*
Roto and Muria:*looks disappointed*
Then they came across that flower thing!!!
Roto:ILL KILL IT WITH MY BALLS!!!!*Trasforms into a ball*
Muria:HE'S A TRANSFORMER!?!
*Transformer theme song plays*
Tethu:*gives the 'No he's just a trans look'*
Roto:Really Tethu.
Muria: JUST BE A TRANS-TRANSFORMER AND SHUT UP!!!
Roto:IM OPTIMISTIC PRIME!!!!
Then they go to the spin the bird thing.
Tethu*makes Link noise and uses Elwind*
Muria and Tethu: IT'S FIRE EMBLEM LINK!!!!!!
Tethu:*gives them the 'Shut up Optimus prime and Only female character.*
MuriiaYOU'RE SEX-IST!!!
Tethu:*Gives the 'No, I'M SEX-Y look*
Muria:*blushes and looks away*
Then our 'hero's' and Optimus Prime got to the last room.
Tethu, Muria and Roto:*looks at beast*
Roto:I'll kill it with my deez balls and ffiget spinner powers!!!
Tethu:OH HEEEELLLLL NO!!! YOU DID THAT FIDGET SPINNER THING AND THAT BALLZ THING AND YOU DID THAT DIRT CRAP AND YOU'RE THE ONLY FEMALE CHARACTER THAT FIGHTS, SO IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE!!!! TETHU TIME!!!*KILLS EVERYONE AND BECOMES THE NEW CHAOS*
Esna: Tethu whyyyyyy!
Tethu:......
Esna:WHY DON'T YOU TAAAAAAAAAALK!!!!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Ever Oasis in a nutshell(demo version only)
FanficSo, I played the demo of the game and this is basically everything wrong with it.
