ONe day bertha was all like yo yo yo whats up my homne dawg. And bertha is a cat. One day bertha needed to do her cat world job. She was a stripper
"Shes such a sexy cat", Garfield said. WOOW WWB KH thought Garfield.
Gardield spent all his money on her and finally got Bertha to be his girlfriend. Grafeild likes her so much so he tried to marry her
She accepted.
"WOwooow" said bertha "I love you so so much and all your lasagna its such good lasagna"
Little did she know the ring was made of lasagna and it was some rEALLY good lasagna.
Garfeild was all like " yo I love you too" and then they got married 3 days later and it was really really super edumper cool and it was lasagna themed and there was no cake only Johns lasagna that has special spices which made it super good and stuff.
2 years later Bertha got suPER fat like really fat like way more fatter than garfeild and grafreld was like " frunk i hate you" and she was so sad so she ran away and ATeE her ring because she found out that it was LASAGNA THE WHOLE TIME and then she crIED.
Then she killed 4 people and went crazy. Then she went and killed garfeild and ate him because he tasted like lasagna and then she killed John and ODie but then she klled herself and thw police came and it was supper stupid and they were all like "WOOOOW WO w "
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