Inhale..
Exhale..
Inhale..
Exhale..
“Hayyyy. Buti nalang wala atang nakakita sa ginawa ko. Bwisit kasi yung bobitang babae nay un e. kanino kayang anak yon? Grabe ang tanga! Kapiranggot lang ata utak non e? yung tipong latak nalang ata?” sabi ni Mang Kanor sa sarili nya.
Habang hinahabol ni Mang Kanor yung hininga nya, oo, literally hinahabol. Tinakbuhan sya e. ambaho daw kasi ng bunganga nya. Amoy CENTURY PANTS. (Kung ‘di nyo alam ibig sabihin ng century pants, try nyong basahin yung isa kong story. Yung “Ang LOVE ay parang MATH. So CONFUSING!” para malaman nyo. Kung ayaw nyo, e di wag! Paki ko?)
N/P: Careless Whisper
I Feel So Unsure
As i take your hand
And lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies
Something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen
And all its sad goodbyes.
“WOW! O__________________O”
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a foo.l
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste a chance that I've been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way i danced with you.
“Excuse me manong? May problema po ba? Mukhang hingal na hingal po kayo e?” tanong ng isang sobrang ganda at sexing babae.
Mang Kanor ----> °O° (Nganga)
Time can never mend
The careless whisper of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find.
“Hello? Manong?”
“Ah, ah, ah, *BUFFERING.. BUFFERING..* kasalanan mo ‘to e!” sigaw ni Mang Kanor.
“Hala? Bakit ako? Nagtatanong lang naman ho ako ha?” gulat na sabi nung babae.
“E kasi nung nakita kita nahirapan akong huminga. Huminto ata tibok ng puso ko e.”
Silence..
Silence..
Sinking in..
Babae ----> ?____________________?
“BOOM PANES!”
“Hahahahaha! Nakakatawa ka naman Manong!” sabay tapik kay Mang Kanor. Halata sa mukha nung babae na hindi nya na-gets yung sinabi ni Mang Kanor. Medyo slow -_-
