Crazy is good [junkrat x reader]

The meeting

You woke up to your big/lil' brother/sister sitting on your belly.
Bro/sis;"(Y/N)! Wake up! The plane is going in two hours!"
You;"plane? What plane? Where are we going to?"
Bro/sis;"you will see! Dress up and pack your stuff!"

You did what he/she said and walked downstairs.
You;"mom?/Dad? Is it true that I'm going somewhere with the plane?"
Mom/dad;"yes! And we're going now!"

He/she laughed and took you into the car. You drove a few minutes to the airport and your mum/dad blindfolded you so you couldn't see where you were going. A few moments later you heard your favorite music in your ears and the dishcloth was removed from your eyes. You looked outside. You saw beautiful clouds and the sun was shining bright. You wowed at the sight and then you were blindfolded again.

After the landing, your father/mother dragged you out of the airport, because your body was still asleep, but you weren't. Your body slowly regained strength and you snapped back into the reality. After the weird experience you heard voices. Many voices. And then you heard 'SHHHHHH' almost a thousand times from the group.

Mom/dad and bro/sis;"TADAAAA!"

Your bro/sis removed the dishcloth from your eyes and the sun BURNED into your eyes

You;"OH MY JESUS I CANT SEE"

After a few blinks you could see again and you saw the whole overwatch team right in front of you with a giant bus! You tried to let out some words, but your English was 🅱️roke on that moment. So you just smiled and hugged your parents. And these were the first words you said to the team;"this is really fucking awesome." Everyone laughed and you heard someone laugh really hard but you didn't mention it. 

Winston;"hello, shina. Welcome to the team."
You;"wait, I'm going to move in with these guys?! And my name is (y/n)-"
Winston;"yes. You are going to move in with all of us. And that is your fight name."
You;"I'm really trying my best not to scream right now."
Bro/sis;"yes. You shouldn't scream in front of 20 people you just met."
You;"hehe, yeah... but what about you guys?"
Mom/dad;"we're going home. But we will contact you a lot so don't worry."

You hugged your parent(s) and your bro/sis and waved them goodbye. And there you stood. In front of people you didn't know very well. You stood there for a few minutes, just standing and realizing and being awkward. Until genji said;"let's all step into the car! Who wants to sit next to our new member?" One boy jumped up and down. He screamed;"ME! ME! PICK ME!" And then you just went with it. In the bus, you saw someone familiar driving the car. And then you realized it was your uncle/aunt! You just smiled and sat by the window. And then that boy that screamed sat next to you. His hair was literally on fire and he had one left leg and arm were both robot. Well, at least it looked like it was made out of iron and metal.

Boy;"good mornin' mate! How are ya doin' today? Did ya have a good ol' plane ride?"
You;"I'm fine and I slept for 90% of the plane ride, because I couldn't do anything else."
Boy;"okay! By the way, ma name is junkrat. And yours?"
You;"my name is (y/n). Nice to meet you."

You held your hand out to shake his, but he looked weird at you, so you took your hand away. For the rest of the bus ride you talked with this 'junkrat'. He had a really funny accent. You said that to him, But then you heard a growl from behind you. You turned around and you saw a fat human with a mask on behind you.

You;"oh, hello! What's your name?"
???;"...roadhog."
You;"oh, nice to meet you, roadhog! I hope I said your name right, hehe!"
Roadhog;"...you did...."

You tried to shake his hand and this time it worked.

Roadhog;"......nice to meet you too......"
You;"yeah! By the way, are you related to junkrat? Like.... are you his dad?"
Roadhog;....not really.."
You;"oh, okay... sorry for the misunderstanding, hehe..."

And then you heard someone scream some Chinese and then you saw 2 blue dragons. Everyone screamed but you stayed calm. You grabbed your dream catcher and called the dragon. It turned around and flew into the dream catcher. Everyone stared with wonder at you. You learned how to catch dragons in fantasy books, so you knew how it worked. After that, you sat next to junkrat again. He too stared at amazement how you did that. And then you felt a tap on your shoulder.

Roadhog;"how did you know?"
You;"oh, I read dragon books and I meditate sometimes."
Roadhog;"nice."
Junkrat;"(Y/N) HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU DO THAT"

He grabbed you by the shoulders and shook you back and forward. You laughed at his reaction and patted his head. Which was a bad idea, because his hair was on fire. You quickly took your hand away, because of the pain.

Junkrat;"aye mate, what were ya gonna do? Pat mah head? Wait hold up-"

He licked his fingers and dimmed the fire on his head. His hair wasn't on fire, so you patted him. Thoughts;'cute' and then you cringed at your own thoughts. (You cringed like this; you roll into a ball and scream inside.)

Junkrat;"aye, what are ya doin? Are ya tryin to be a hamster ball? I'll join in too!"

And then you both curled up in a ball for 10 minutes.

Winston;"we're here! Come out of your ball!"
Junkrat;"no!"
You;"no!"
Winston;"roadhog, help me please."
Roadhog;"with pleasure."

You felt big hands wrap around your belly and then you felt a big flick on the back of your head. You unfolded and smiled at them. And then you laughed without a reason.
You;"hehehe sorry I was just cringing about my own thoughts."
And that's when you saw tracer.

Tracer;"hello, love! So you're new, right? I really want to show you around!"
You;"thank you, but I love to explore things, you know?"
Tracer;"that's okay! See you in a bit then!"
You;"see ya!"
Junkrat;"want a tour of me instead?"

Junkrat was lying in a sexy draw-me-like-one-of-your-French-girls position and he looked at you.

You;"no thanks, as I said; I want to explore myself.
Junkrat & roadhog;"can I go with you?"
Junkrat;"HEY ROADIE! I WANT TO GO WITH HER!"
You;"so you want to be with me so badly, huh?"
Junkrat;*blushes*"n-no... I want to be your friend."
You;"okay, you guys can come with me."

After that, you grabbed your stuff together and walked outside. You saw... nothing. Just a door in the ground and a desert. You turned around.

You;"is this a joke?"
Winston;"open the door."

You did what he said and saw the huge basement. You jumped down and fell on your face.

Junkrat;"are you okay?"
You;"yeah, I'm okay!"

~Le to be continued meme~