Gripes

Fitting Rooms, Plums and Tight Dresses.

There's a lot of things that I can't deal with but this is something that severely fucks up my mind.

We've all read those books where the main character has to go dress shopping with her girls right before this massive party that some hot bad boy jerk is throwing at his house or will be attending. Depending on the book.

And you can bet she'll be acting like mother Teresa thinking this guy is a total douche and could never be categorised as boyfriend material.

Then her slutty ass friends get her dressed up in this too tight for life dress that makes it look like 'second skin'.

Next thing you know the dress be purple. They got you looking like a plum and the world is able to see your booty hole.

My nigga first of all. If that dress the colour of a fruit you Damn well know it's a skanky ass hoe dress.

Second off. How the he'll you gonna try to squeeze your size 32 ass in a size 28 dress??? The logic? I'm at a loss for words.

These girls normally the geeks of the school so how bad is your pass rate in math where you think it's socially acceptable to put on your little sisters dress size.

Baby girl no. Show some respect for yourself. It's called public indecency. Just take a damn bigger size. You ain't gon have to choose another dress.

And lastly you gon look hot as he'll in some skinny jeans a nice top and a pair of nude heels or flats if that's what your comfortable with.

Dresses are for church/Other religious buildings. Let's keep that style of material in the house of God or other higher beings.

A.N
Soz for the abrupt start but I'm just gonna put my big mouth on paper. Or in this case my technological devices screen.

This is a rant book so if you don't agree with my opinion and you feel the need to lash out on me in a crude coment I suggest you p.m and we can work this out. I promise I won't bite...
For now.