I hold back a chuckle as Hanzo creeps past with his bow ready to fire, I lean against the boxes I was using as a hiding space as I watch heroes creep around trying to find their way through the smoke bomb I set off. Once I saw the chance I darted to a new hiding space between some wooden crates, I peek out clicking my headgear so it zooms in I spot some other people roaming around that weren't Heroes they looked rough around the edges and quite....crazy?, I pull back into my spot as Mercy flies past with her gun drawn I bite my tongue a grin growing on my face. I double check before running to the safe it was pushed to the back of the room scratch marks were across the floor from the middle of the room showing the decent sized safe was once in the middle of the room and pushed to the back for 'safety' they should know better that doing such a thing was a waste of time and energy. I giggle and creep up to the safe checking highpoints for snipers 'Idiots put them all in front huh?' I run my hand along the safe before pulling a small bomb from my pocket it wasn't much bigger then a coin, I stick it to the safe and click the button on the front it shines red and I dart out of the room into the smoke. 10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1!
I grin and watch as heroes dart past me to the other side of the courtyard. 3.2.1~ I count down with my fingers before pointing to the room with the safe a smaller less noticeable boom sounds out, I dart in pulling the empty backpack off and start throwing the items from the safe into the bag I didn't know much of what the items were all I cared about was the money that was in here that was my cut, I stuff the cash it and toss the unknown items on top before swinging the bag back onto my back, I tighten my headgear making sure the mouth part was fully on before pulling a ball shaped gas bomb from my hoodie pocket. 'Now for a dramatic exit'. I giggle and stand up turning around the bomb in my hand I come face to well chest with a man, I look up and curse to myself that I didn't realize the rough looking men had snuck up behind me.
"Well what do we have here~". The blonde shorter one leans forward and I lean back.
"None of your business bub". I smirk and dart around them.
"Hey wait sheila!". I hear being yelled after me, I dart forward running straight at the heroes I throw the bomb down as they turn to look at me, they all start coughing some dropping there weapons others firing blindly, I jump onto boxes and propel myself off the stone wall and onto a roof I jump roof from roof running from the scene my goods strapped safely to my back. 'Now to relax with a pint and a book'. I giggle to myself and start heading in the direction from my 'hideout'. As I get close I slide down a latter of a building and start walking normally down the side walk as I remove my headgear, I pass a few people and even wave I smirk as I walk into my house kicking the door closed behind me, I toss the black backpack into a chair and pull some ale from the fridge humming an unknown tone as I pour it into a beer mug, I snatch the book I was reading up from the coffee table and plop down into my favorite chair as I slip my ankle high boots off pushing them aside as I find my place in my book.
As I read and drink I start dozing off and decide I should let myself nap after such a run, I lean my head back and slip into a light sleep after a unknown amount of time I hear whispers and someone walking around, I keep still listening after a few minutes I hear a zipper making my eyes snap open I pull a handgun from the holster on my thigh and point it straight at my backpack. "Freeze fucker". The blonde male from before stops with his hand half way in my bag, I stand up the book slipping from my lap onto the floor. "Now back away from my shit!". He glances at me and grins before taking three steps back with his hands in the air well hand and prosthetic hand I also take note he has a prosthetic leg on the same side of his body.
"No need for violence love". I scoff with an unamused look adorn my features.
"You're pretty fucking dumb to think I'd let you get away with breaking in and trying to take my shit without a tad bit of violence". I go to take a step forward.
"And you're dumb to think I don't have backup".
"Wha-". Arms wrapped around me from behind and I was hoisted up into the air quite high into the air. 'Fuck I forgot about the other joker'. Blondie comes up and snatches my gun away but instead of pointing it at me like I thought he would he tosses it to the side.
"So now ya are willing to listen". I scoff again. "We'd like to know what'a got in the bag love". He turns back to the bag and opens it. "My my my~". I glare at the back of his head as he writhes around in my 'belongings' I stole them so they are mine now. "Not quite sure what you got here but I'm sure its wroth quite a lot". He hums pulling out some liquid filled tube before stuffing it back in. "I think I'll take it". He chuckles and hoists the bag onto his shoulder leaving it open, I smirk.
"I like my money and all but~.....INITIATE INCINERATE!". I yell and the bag bursts into flames he flings it off and I laugh wildly. "Dumbass~". I giggle kicking my legs as the bag and items burn to a crisp on my floor.
"Damn....I want that". Blondie mumbles before scratching his chin, he turns back to me and his buddy. "Let'er go". I was dropped to the floor, I glare slightly as I stand up and brush my clothes off.
"Now if you don't mind my book was just getting to the 'good' part". I wiggle my eyebrows and plop back into my chair scooping the book up and open it like I was going to read it.
"What was that stuff?". Blondie questions as his very tall friend stands off in the back, I shrug and flip the page. "Ya don't even know what'ya stole?". I turn my gaze to him.
"Maybe I do maybe I don't bub".
"I got'a name ya know". He grumbles.
I sit up and lean forward my eyes wide. "REALLY?!? OH MY GOD I DO TO!". I yell faking excitement, his buddy chuckles slightly as Blondie shakes his head grinning.
"Okay what's ya name sheila?". I shrug and lean back lazily.
"I dunno". I grin, his eyes widen and he looks to his friend making some weird noise before flailing his arms about.
"You can't do that!". I gasp sitting up again.
"Really! I could've swore I just did! oh my goshhhhhh". I turn my speech more lazy at the end as I lay back in the chair, he growls and jumps into the chair leaning right into my face.
"Tell me your name!". I grin.
"Peanut butter".
"What??!". He looks at me funny as I smirk.
"Moth balls". I say and shrug, he growls before going limp on top of me.
"I don't likkkkeeeee youuuu". He whines and I roll my eyes glancing at his partner and give him a look that said. 'Is he for real?' he nods and I lean my head back as I sigh.
"Fine each thing you do for me you earn a letter of my name you will get both first and last name in random order". He jumps up grinning.
"Okay lets do this!". He fist pumps.
"Go clean my toilet". I grin and he freezes before looking like I kicked him in the balls, I point to the hall and he mopes off as I grin. "Would you like something to drink?". I offer his friend and he nods.
Lil'Blondie an't gonna have a fun time with me~
