Static Frenzy

The Auditions

Brandon:

I was sitting in my office, well, more of an audition but whatever... Anyways, I was sitting in my office chair waiting on this woman to finish her lines. I definitely wasn't going to hire her... Her acting skills were horrid. I cut her off,"Miss," I rubbed my temples as I groaned lowly,"I've heard enough.. You may go now.." She nodded, put her script back on the table, and walked away. I almost pitied her when she gave me a sad smile. Almost...

"Next!" I yelled to the people standing outside. A woman walked in. Small, a bit chunky, medium brown hair with a few gold strands, skinny jeans, leather ankle boots, and a grey sweatshirt. She spoke softly,"I'm here for the role of the character Blurry Face." I tilted my head and looked down at my papers."Are you sure about that Rachel? You don't seem like-" She cut me off with a booming voice,"I said: I came here for the role of Blurry Face!"

Rachel:

"I said:" I yelled as I slammed my hands against the table and stood up,"I don't want your money! I just want to figure out where you put Static!" ... He looks surprised... Did I over do it..? I sat back down and took a deep breath to calm down."Did I... over do it..?" He shook his head," Oh, no no no no! You did amazing! You were the last person t-" He was cut off by a boy, skinny, pale, cyber goth clothes with purple boi-hazard signs on the clothes."Did I miss I-it?!" Brandon looked over at him."You actually just came in time. What's your name?" He asked."Jaxon, b-but you ca-ugh!" the boy started to twitch, click his tongue, snap his fingers, and yelled,"Fuck!"

Jaxon:

My god damned tics! Heh, another reason why I can relate to Ticci To- FOCUS!"S-sorry! I tend to tic a bit..." Brandon's eyebrow raised a bit,"ADHD?" he asked. I nodded,"Why do you need to know that?" He chuckled and handed a paper to the woman who was also in the room with us. Of course I spaced out. That's probably why he asked, the low attention spa-"Because," he said as the woman walked out of the room,"I can see that you're attention span isn't the best plus you're here for the character role of Static?"

My eyes widened,"How did you know?! Are you some kind of wizard?!" He pointed down to the flier I had in my hand that I circled Static with multiple colors,"Oh yeah..." I giggled a bit and cleared my throat."I am here to try out fo-" I twitched, whimpered, and cleared my throat," Sorry, I'm here to try out for Static." He nodded and handed me a sheet,"Alright, line one.. and begin."