SHASKA: Hallo! My name shaska! And today we are interviewing man named hickenbottam
Lil d: It's lil d
SHASKA: What does the d stand for?
Lil d: Dic
SHASKA: Dick?
Lil d: *nods*
SHASKA: Does that mean you have small wee wee?
Lil d: What? No it's not dick it's dic
D I C!
SHASKA: Okay...How do you feel about krispinwah?
Lil d: Who?
SHASKA: Krispinwah
Lil d: I don't know who dat is
SHASKA: O-okay. Next question are you gay?
Lil d: I'm not gay i think gay people are weird i do like having sex with men though!
SHASKA: Okay! Wait what?!
Lil d: What?
SHASKA: You just said you have sex with men!
Lil d: And?
SHASKA: That means you are gay!!!
Lil d: Don't call me gay man! I like woman
SHASKA: So you are bi
Lil d: No bitch i'm straight! I'm straighter than the definition of straight!!!
SHASKA: You are gay!
Lil d: Don't make me suck your dick bitch!
SHASKA: GAY!
Lil d: THAT'S IT GET YOUR PANTS OFF *Tries taking off pants*
SHASKA: NO!!! *fights back*
[We will return after these messages]
Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm in Detroit
Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)
[Welcome back!]
SHASKA: *looks traumatized* Okay last question how do you feel about danald tramp?
Lil d: He's got a nice ass i'm out bitch *walks off*
