Be My Dango

Chapter Uno: Let Me Be Your Noodle

It was a fine day at the order~~(squiggle sqwaggle) when Allen happened to be on his way to the lunch room. upon his arrival into the dining room, allen peered out from behind the side wall to the area where Kanda was gracefully sitting at his usual table. Attempting to keep himself hidden, Allen watched as Kanda ate his soba with those beautiful tiny lips of his. He watched as kanda picked up one long noodle in his chopsticks at a time, and open his mouth ready to take it in(...take it ALL in if you know what i-), Allen licked his lips wishing that that noodle was his noodle.

Kanda, who was personally contemplating whether or not blue crabs should or should not exist in the world, suddenly looked up to see Allen perched over him. Little had Allen noticed that he had been so intrigued in Kanda's noodle eating, that he had strutted over to him obliviously. Kanda glared at him, and continued to look till he finally said "the fuck do you want beansprout?" Allen let out a tiny screech (similar to that of a dying bird) as an answer, which in turn had Kanda lean back in his seat a little, to stare at him as though Allen had just offended his nonexistent family. Kanda, who was looking at him with his uncomfortable facial expression, only made a quiet 'tch' before getting up to sit at a different table. Allen stood there for a moment watching kanda leave before he realized what he was doing. Finally waking up from his delusional mental weirdness, Allen shuffled his way over to Kanda and plopped on the bench opposite of him.

"K-Kanda...." he said, his voice shaking a little

"what" Kanda replied in his rude tone, completely intent on finishing his noodles and getting the hell out of there

"i....wanna be your soba....noodle" Allen wispered, entranced in Kanda's eating and not even thinking about the words gwarbling out of his mouth.

Kanda looked up at him "excuse me?" he said overly confused and with a look of utter disgust

"EH? N-nothing!" Allen said, practically screaming, which caused the whole lunch room to stop and turn to the both of them. Kanda sat there in silence, his chopsticks still half way to his mouth, with soba dangling off the ends. Allen stood there petrified at his words. in all honesty, he didnt even know why he had said it the first place! Maybe it was him just freaking out? maybe it was the dango he ate earlier? or maybe its the crazy fangirl on the other end of the keyboard typing his every word and thought including this one....who knows, but he had said it. he had said how he felt about Kanda, sorta, and now Kanda knows how badly he wants him to be his soba noodle.

Allen felt the tears well up in his eyes, and the lump in his throat made it hard for him to talk let alone breathe. He turned to run when Kanda suddenly grabbed his arm and pulled him close to him

"i...i wanna be your dango" kanda said lovingly, his eyes glistening ove-

"hey shorstack!" Kanda said " what the fuck did you just say?"

Allen had realized the whole kanda grabbing him and and being his dango was nothing but a day dream, or some other sort of delusion from an unknown sorce.......................(*cough*)

he just wants to be Kanda's soba noodle, and Kanda to be his dango....but....but...

"i...." he began "i.... WANT YOUR NOODLES!" Allen said taking Kanda's tray of soba from him and eating the whole plate in one big gulp.

Kanda sat there lowring his chopsticks from his face, as allen gobbled down all of his prized soba.

Allen slammed the empty tray back down in front of kanda and quickly got up to leave, avoiding all eye contact with anyone and everyone in the dining hall, as kanda sat there watching him leave with his eye twitching, mourning the loss of his favorite food to that damn beansprouts stomach.