Tags and Random Thingiemijigglies 3

SPERM XD

I made this weird face and was trying to teach it to my friends, and I literally said "you need to relax your lips" and they're faces were priceless XD

Being the innocent smol child I am, I didn't understand what was wrong and I said it like 4 times until I understood why it sounded so wrong...

I laughed for 10 minutes straight, I'm not even joking

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THEN YOU'RE TOO YOUNG LMAO

Also, I kept making lip jokes, and Mal said something mean and I glared at her and said "I hope you get lip cancer"

And as a joke, I was like "wanna rub your lips on my lips?" and the cute teacher was like RIGHT BEHIND ME

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Story 2~~~ XD

A few days ago, the teacher had written "perm" on the blackboard and I leaned over to my friend and said "sperm", and one of my friends that sat a bit away from me had heard it and I realized I said it pretty loud XD

And today, I was gonna tell my other friends about it and I yelled "sperm" and one of the guys in my class heARD ME AND TURNED AROUND AND GAVE ME A LOOK OF UTTER HORROR

HIS IMAGE OF ME IS RUINED

HE PROBABLY THINKS OF ME AS "SPERM GIRL" NOW

And now I'm really awkward around him because all I think about is the sperm incident XD